Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Horrifying Things Only Garbagemen Know About Your Town
Cracked wanted to know what life was like behind that stained plastic curtain, so we reached out to a pair of sanitation workers named Sarah and Andy who make their living hauling away your dirty old underwear.
- By Robert Evans, Andy, Sarah Steele
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- July 08, 2014
5 Ways Every Family Gathering Goes Wrong
Families can be hard -- even functional ones.
- By Gladstone
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- July 06, 2014
4 Things You Can Only Learn by Surviving an Earthquake
In January 2010, John and his younger brother were two of thousands of foreigners in Haiti when a 7.0-magnitude earthquake had just struck the country, the strongest in over 200 years.
- By Carmen Burana, John N.
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- July 06, 2014
6 Creative Punishments That Could Eliminate Crime Forever
I's kind of surprising to learn that real-world criminals sometimes end up getting punishments that aren't your typical life sentence for murderers or a week in Miami Beach for Lohans.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 05, 2014
So You're Now a Mech Warrior
This'll be the only how-to guide you'll ever need when it relates to fighting giant monsters.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 05, 2014
5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets
My name is Veronica Chaos, and I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet.
- By Amanda Mannen, Veronica Chaos
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- July 05, 2014
21 Things Kids Suspect About the Adult World (Part 2)
We can all think about to times in our formative years where, when failing to understand something, we just made the answer up like the ancient Romans and their Pantheon.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 04, 2014
The 5 Most Narcissistic Products You Won't Believe Exist
Come, friend, lay off the puny apps and senseless self-shills -- there's a whole world of narcissist-aimed products out there, fully fitted for admiring the perfection that is you.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 03, 2014
27 Famous Childhood Toys That Are Terrifying in Retrospect
Obviously in our formative years, these toys look badass. And while we understand that hindsight is 20/20, come on -- these things should've never graced our sticky little hands.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 02, 2014
5 Classic Jokes With Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers
Are you ready to get a brain boner?
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 01, 2014
5 Things You Never Knew About Chasing Tornadoes
We asked him what it's like to have one of the world's most ridiculously dangerous hobbies. Tim Baker has ridden headlong against the raging sky demons we call tornadoes.
- By Evan V. Symon , Tornado Tim Baker
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- July 01, 2014
The 50 Most Awesome Things Ever Done by Americans
We've been collecting the stories of real Americans who did really awesome things -- at peace, at war, and while being Teddy Roosevelt.
- By Cracked Writers
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- June 30, 2014
7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
In August 2000, my mother's three best friends were arrested for the murders of five people. She was accused of providing the alibi. Looking back, this is what I learned.
- By Robert Evans, Talia Jane
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- June 30, 2014
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