You are a murderer.
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You smooth accessory to vehicular-manslaughter you.
Personal injury lawyers have become so familiar with such vehicular niceties that they've coined a term for them: the "wave of death." See, the problem is that when a driver cedes the right of way just to be nice, the pedestrian unconsciously assumes that said driver's got her back. After all, the driver wouldn't have waved her across without first checking all the surrounding lanes for oncoming traffic, right? It doesn't always play out that way. Many times the driver's wave only means "if you step in front of my car, I will probably not run you down." Notice that in our example above, we didn't say you checked for traffic behind you. So there's a good chance that you're directly responsible for transforming that nice lady into a well-dressed stew when a car barrels past you in the left lane.
"Honestly, the thing I'm maddest about is the cilantro on me."