It just ... it seems like a waste, Japan. Those things look fucking terrifying, yet their deadly attack is "reverse-bailing," and they can be defeated by A: not carrying a barrel, B: politely declining to loan them a barrel, or C: giving them a wacky prank barrel and trying not to laugh so hard that you spoil the joke.
Kurupi, the Paraguayan Dong Demon
The Version You Know:
The succubus, and its lesser-known male version, the incubus, are demons from Roman folklore that will break into your home in the middle of the night to have sex with you ... to death. Which, y'know, all told ...
Really, you're going to die eventually, either way.
The Weird Version:
The Guarani people of Paraguay have their own sex demon, Kurupi, who lives in the forests and takes care of the animals, so he seems like kind of a swell guy. He also has an enormous, prehensile wang.
Almost twice the length of our own.
Legend has it that Kurupi's dick is so extensive that he has to keep it wrapped around his body like a fleshy sari. And while he enjoys sticking it where it isn't necessarily wanted, he doesn't need to go to a lot of trouble to do so. His dick is so long and agile that Kurupi doesn't even need to break into your house, like the succubus. He can just chill outside while his fiendish member sneaks into the house and goes to town on the woman within.
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The Guarani fight Kurupi with mousetraps baited with underpants.
Yes, Kurupi gets a lot of the blame for unexpected pregnancies among the Guarani, which sounds pretty silly: "it wasn't me; a disembodied dick just wriggled in here, right under the door."
But the sexual promiscuity of gods and monsters has long been getting women out of trouble, from the Greeks who got attacked by Zeus in the guise of a majestic swan, to ... well, we don't want to raise too much controversy, but you have to admit Mary made some pretty suspicious claims.
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