Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Hooters Girl

It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.


6 Unshakable Beliefs You Develop Growing Up a Redneck

We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.


4 Famous Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers

You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.


5 Ways Your Favorite Holidays Change as You Get Older

Holidays either don't age well in the time between childhood and adulthood, or the joy remains the same but the purpose of the day changes entirely.


5 Adorable Behaviors That Mean Your Dog Hates You

Your dog isn't smiling because she loves you. She's smiling because she wants to bite your face off.


The 4 Selfish Reasons People Share a Thing on Facebook

Why do we share one story with our friends and family and ignore another?


6 Horrifying Things You Learn as an Inmate on Death Row

Death row prison guards are often more psychotic than the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.


4 Reasons People Hate It When You Compliment Them

Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.


2 New Shirts for 'Predator' and 'Star Wars' Fans

Celebrate that culture of vicariously boldly going with these new shirts, sure to capture everything you like in unified mashup packages.


26 Real Size Comparisons That Will Break Your Brain

Nothing like a good visual will remind you what an insignificant sack of meat you are.


4 Signs You Need to Spend Less Time Online

If you find yourself experiencing any of the following, it's time to get some fresh air.


6 Horrifying Things I Learned as a Paramedic

The ambulance can be a dangerous place, even if you're not a patient.


3 Shortcuts to Not Being a Terrible Person

Things have been a little touchy for the last five months, manly because men are being total idiots.


5 Insane Children's Books That Will Ruin Your Child

When authors try to get clever, they begin a cycle that will never stop. That's how we get innocent-looking books that hide baffling lessons like.