Cracked Archive - Weird World
The next time you get miffed at the wait time and the weird stains on the chairs in the free clinic, spare a passing thought for us Third World doctors.
- By J.F. Sargent, Cisco MD
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- June 22, 2014
This music could be the soundtrack to that dream you had where you fought a giant banana who spoke with your dad's voice.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 21, 2014
I guarded a branch of the Federal Reserve Bank, and I can tell you with a fair degree of certainty that most bank robbers wouldn't even make it out the door.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- June 20, 2014
It's easy to lose perspective and forget that other people have it so, so much worse than us.
- By Eddie Rodriguez
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- June 18, 2014
This isn't necessarily about your flaws (although it might be). No, it's more to do with people in the service industry using a variety of code words when they need to talk about something without letting the chumps know what's what.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 17, 2014
Some animals shape the world around them using nothing but their asses, because life is occasionally just as wonderful as we always knew it was meant to be.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- June 17, 2014
You can't have a society without having social interaction, and you can't have that without the kinds of faux pas that we all work ceaselessly to avoid yet will periodically dive into.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- June 16, 2014
We talked to an agent who has gone undercover for DHS, and what we learned was pretty shocking.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- June 13, 2014
In Chipotle and Chili's and other chains across Texas, men and (a few) women have started using firearms as protest signs. Their cause? Defending the sacred right of Americans to treat every day like Tactical Halloween.
- By Robert Evans
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- June 12, 2014
This stuff exists for the Internet's favorite reason: because.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 12, 2014
Here are three simple social situations that conversationally inept people like myself routinely make awkward for no logical reason.
- By Tom Reimann
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- June 12, 2014
It's refreshing to know that even groups of people with bad reputations are capable of doing awesome things.
- By C. Coville
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- June 11, 2014
Sometimes suck is a byproduct of honest effort gone bad, and sometimes suck is a direct result of cynical copyright shenanigans.
- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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- June 11, 2014
We're going to need to come up with some sort of pretext for why you might need to attack children with a stick. You know ... otherwise this could be considered immoral.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 10, 2014
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