Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money
Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.
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- By Katy Gardiner, CRACKED Staff
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438 5 Silly Initiation Rituals of Famous Sinister Organizations
The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)
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- By Kristi Harrison
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Cracked Round-Up: Poison Ivy Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic
Some people have managed to turn the sentence 'Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends' into 'Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money.' And now you can too.
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- By Pete Booth
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The 5 Most Unintentionally Offensive Comic Book Characters
Even if their attempts at racial sensitivity are misguided or poorly thought out, you can't fault them for trying, right? Oh, wait. Of couse you can.
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- By David Johnson
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Cracked Round-Up: Lazy Days Of Summer Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 True Stories About Disneyland They Don't Want You to Know
What's that? You don't typically associate the Happiest Place on Earth with crippling depression, rabies, discrimination and hate crimes? We can fix that!
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- By Danny Gallagher, JD Niemand
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5 Unknown Schmucks Who Turned Into Superheroes in the Clutch
Let's face it: The experts that are supposed to be taking care of business aren't always available. Thankfully, completely unknown and unqualified people came to save the day.
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- By Paul K Pickett
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Cracked Round-Up: iPad Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Cracked Round-Up: Brown Out Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Biggest Assholes Who Ever Turned Out to Be Right
Yeah they were right and had some profound ideas. It doesn't change the fact that they're douchebags.
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- By Dan Seitz
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15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children
So many dongs.
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- By Clive Jameson
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Darth Panel: How The Empire Reformed Health Care [COMIC]
Health care is a bitter debate, even in a galaxy far, far away...
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- By GundamPanda, Winston Rowntree
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Cracked Round-Up: Pagan Sex Magic Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
These predators are more prolific than most serial killers. Their attacks are notable both because of the magnitude of the violence and dead-set focus on human beings. Long story short: Don't go outside today.
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- By Robert Evans
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