Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Hooters Girl
It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- November 15, 2014
6 Unshakable Beliefs You Develop Growing Up a Redneck
We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 15, 2014
4 Famous Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers
You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 13, 2014
5 Ways Your Favorite Holidays Change as You Get Older
Holidays either don't age well in the time between childhood and adulthood, or the joy remains the same but the purpose of the day changes entirely.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 13, 2014
5 Adorable Behaviors That Mean Your Dog Hates You
Your dog isn't smiling because she loves you. She's smiling because she wants to bite your face off.
- By Megan Vance
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- November 13, 2014
The 4 Selfish Reasons People Share a Thing on Facebook
Why do we share one story with our friends and family and ignore another?
- By C. Coville
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- November 12, 2014
6 Horrifying Things You Learn as an Inmate on Death Row
Death row prison guards are often more psychotic than the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.
- By Robert Evans, Luke T. Harrington, Nick Yarris, Calix Reneau
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- November 12, 2014
4 Reasons People Hate It When You Compliment Them
Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 11, 2014
2 New Shirts for 'Predator' and 'Star Wars' Fans
Celebrate that culture of vicariously boldly going with these new shirts, sure to capture everything you like in unified mashup packages.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 10, 2014
26 Real Size Comparisons That Will Break Your Brain
Nothing like a good visual will remind you what an insignificant sack of meat you are.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 10, 2014
4 Signs You Need to Spend Less Time Online
If you find yourself experiencing any of the following, it's time to get some fresh air.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 09, 2014
6 Horrifying Things I Learned as a Paramedic
The ambulance can be a dangerous place, even if you're not a patient.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- November 09, 2014
3 Shortcuts to Not Being a Terrible Person
Things have been a little touchy for the last five months, manly because men are being total idiots.
- By Felix Clay
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- November 08, 2014
5 Insane Children's Books That Will Ruin Your Child
When authors try to get clever, they begin a cycle that will never stop. That's how we get innocent-looking books that hide baffling lessons like.
- By Jason Iannone, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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- November 08, 2014
5 People Who Overcame the F#@% Out of Awful Disabilities
Suck on some inspirational stories, Internet!
- By E. Reid Ross, Carmen Burana, Lance Beauregarde
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- November 07, 2014
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