"CIVIC DUTY BEFORE TITS AND BOOTY!"
From there, it's just a barrage of shurikens and judo murders. It's the only voting PSA that features nipples, flopping dong, and multiple slayings, and there's a good chance it's too over-the-top to be effective, but Voteman is how we want all public service announcements delivered from now until the end of time.
"Good news, non-voter. In Hell, there are no civic responsibilities."
There's nowhere to hide from Voteman on election day. He actually bursts into a couple's bedroom and throws their bed out the window, certainly to their nude death.
"Election day? More like ERECTI-"
"Um, Rob ..."
"Nggh ... don't interrupt. Let the joke land."
Strangely enough, Voteman wasn't a huge success. The campaign pretty much offended everyone imaginable. It was posted on Danish social media and quickly deleted, but enough people were upset that a spokesperson for parliament responded with the suggestion that the government "be more careful with what we put our name to."
"The severed head is fun ... but is it 'Danish government' fun?"
To make matters worse, the ad didn't even do anything to actually get out the vote. In fact, despite more voters being eligible this time around, voter turnout was lower than the previous voting day, in 2009. So maybe Voteman went too far. Or maybe his message was lost in the bouncing tits and bloody heads. All we know is that if there's ever a dispute between Voteman and apathetic disillusionment, you should be on Voteman's side every time.
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