Cracked Archive - Weird World
My name is Matthew Collins, and while working on the streets of Savannah, Georgia, I've learned a few things about the dangers of being a professional street magician.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 15, 2014
Beyond all the hilarious propaganda and somewhat less hilarious threats of nuclear war, North Korea is a nation of 25 million people living very weird, awful lives.
- By Robert Evans, Michael Malice
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- July 14, 2014
It turns out there are a lot of B movies from the past that would make great musicals today.
- By Gladstone
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- July 13, 2014
My mother and I decided to sneak into the United States for a chance at a better life, a free education, and one of those sweet Springsteen headbands all people are issued the second they cross into U.S. territory.
- By Robert Evans, Agustina C.
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- July 13, 2014
First one to finish reading this article wins my love. In the physical sense. For 10 solid minutes. No eye contact, though.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 12, 2014
The great thing about social media is that it allows whatever stupid thing you want to say to reach your audience instantly. The terrible thing about social media is that it allows whatever stupid thing you want to say to reach your audience instantly.
- By Chris Rio, Russ Pontius
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- July 11, 2014
Some of these tests are about as trustworthy as an Econoline with tinted windows.
- By Sara Ohlms, Ivan Farkas
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- July 09, 2014
I have five plans that are all about taking things that aren't quite working about Fourth of July, and giving them that little burst of madness they need to really shine.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 08, 2014
Cracked wanted to know what life was like behind that stained plastic curtain, so we reached out to a pair of sanitation workers named Sarah and Andy who make their living hauling away your dirty old underwear.
- By Robert Evans, Andy, Sarah Steele
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- July 08, 2014
Families can be hard -- even functional ones.
- By Gladstone
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- July 06, 2014
In January 2010, John and his younger brother were two of thousands of foreigners in Haiti when a 7.0-magnitude earthquake had just struck the country, the strongest in over 200 years.
- By Carmen Burana, John N.
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- July 06, 2014
I's kind of surprising to learn that real-world criminals sometimes end up getting punishments that aren't your typical life sentence for murderers or a week in Miami Beach for Lohans.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 05, 2014
This'll be the only how-to guide you'll ever need when it relates to fighting giant monsters.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 05, 2014
My name is Veronica Chaos, and I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet.
- By Amanda Mannen, Veronica Chaos
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- July 05, 2014
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