Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched
Most supervillain schemes are pretty stupid, when you think about it: Lex Luthor wanted to get rich with a ridiculous real state scam in the first Superman movie, and that's considered a classic. Again: a real estate scam. YOU HAVE MISSILES, DUDE!
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Cracked Round Up: 2011 (?) Edition
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The 5 Ballsiest Acts of Undercover Journalism Ever
As brave as undercover cops have to be to rub elbows with mob bosses and murderers, we submit that there is one group with even bigger balls: undercover journalists. So let's pause to salute these folks.
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- By Cornelius Appin
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How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
It's a game as old and retarded as time ...
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- By Scott Meyer
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How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
Ways that don't end in your arrest.
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- By Scott Meyer
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6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
Exactly how unfeasible is Dexter or Bruce Wayne's double life? Well, not totally far off the map, apparently.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.
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- By Christina H
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5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades
These are all either experimental or still too expensive, but they give us a glimpse of how some of the little things in life could be a hell of a lot better in the near future.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Montague
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How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.
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- By Scott Meyer
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9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, Jason Pargin
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5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.
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- By Brian Thompson, CRACKED Staff
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How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
And how to make someone else regret their own.
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- By Scott Meyer
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Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010
While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.
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- By Lisa Skye
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We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve
Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Christmas Edition!
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