Cracked Archive - Weird World
That Time A Mummy Got A Passport (Because Bureaucracy)
Neither 'being an Egyptian pharaoh' nor 'being super dead' qualifies as an excuse.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Real Willy Wonka Tour Is Less Magic, More Corporate
Or, why a real tour through a candy museum isn't as sweet a deal as you'd think.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The California UFO Religion (That Looked Like An LSD Prom)
Meet the UFO worshippers whose style could be boiled down to 'sequins, reincarnation, and more sequins.'
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- By Alex Hanton
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5 Outlandish Criminals Who Sound Like The Stuff Of Legend
When a criminal gets a nickname, shit gets real.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Weird Collector's Markets You Didn't Know Existed
The thriving marketplace for barf bags is enough to make you want to barf.
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- By Tony Alpsen
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The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying
Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies
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- By JM McNab
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For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs
Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People
Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups
Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.
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- By Adam Wears
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New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll
Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)
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- By Cedric Voets
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Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese
Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies
This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead
These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020
If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult
Good thing she cleans it frequently.
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- By Cedric Voets
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