She used her butt to raise a buttload of money.
There's no explanation for these weirdly expensive items.
Some of the most monumental moments in history happened because some idiot was really bad at their job.
Maybe the next decade will be better?
Every problem has a solution ... it's just some solutions are terrible.
Seriously, this warrants further investigation.
Scammers targeting Trump supporters are just following Trump's lead.
The thing about big, history-making crimes is they never truly get solved.
This work of art just looked too 'apeeling.' Thank you.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.