34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong

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34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong

Ever hear about an “old wives tale” or some other modern myth? Like when your grandmother told you not to swallow watermelon seeds or else youd grow a watermelon in your belly. Then you accidentally swallowed one and became riddled with fear. “But watermelons are almost as big as me, Im five!” you thought to yourself as you tossed and turned at night, awaiting the nightmare of this round, cumbersome work of agriculture to essentially blow you up from the inside. Do you remember how relieved/furious you were at grandma when you found out it was all nonsense?

Anyway, there are still some things you believe that are just as truthful as a watermelon growing inside your body. Things like…

34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
The wait for your iPhone to drain to 100% dead is even more boring than waiting for it to recharge. And 100% useless. Charging a half-full lithium-ion
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MYTH8 Worried about criminal activity? It's got to be all those immigrants. FAGT8 Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes. First-generation immigr
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34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
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You probably believe that aare good caarrots eyes. for your That's WWII British propaganda. During the Battle of Britain, the Brits wanted to keep the
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MYTH8 Police can't enter your home without a warrant, right? FACT8 They can, if they think you're up to something. On the cop shows, police are like v
MYTH8 Remember the woman who frivolously sued when her coffee was too hot? FAGT8 She was actually cripplingly burned. Stella Liebeck, 79, was sitting
MYTH8 CAN'T STOP BARFING? MUST BE THE FLU. FAGT8 THERE'S no SUCH THING AS STOMACH FLU. People who can't stop throwing up are likely experiencing gastr
Think the artificial in diet sweetener is poison? soda You can thank email spam for that. In the mid-'9os, an email made the rounds claiming that scie
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MYTH8 If a cop doesn't read you your Miranda rights, you can walk. FAGT8 Those rights apply to interrogation, not arrest. Despite what you see on ever
MYTH8 HEALTHY TEETH ARE GLEAMING WHITE. FAGT8 THE NATURAL COLOR FOR TEETH IS YELLOW. You might think white teeth are attractive, but as far as being n
Think your mattress doubles in weight 8-10 years? every A reporter made that up. To the immense benefit of the mattress retail industry, a Wall Street
MYTH8 When you're arrested, you get one free phone call. FAGT Nope, that's absolutely not the law. The one phone call rule is purely a Hollywood inv
34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
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When you think of ancient Romans, think of orgies. you That's a rumor started by Christians. Ancient Romans were actually super prudish. Early Christi
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MYTH8 CERTAIn GAmES CAN improve YOUR BRAIN. Memory Attention Speed Focus FAGT8 THEY JUST Make YoU BETTER AT THE GAmE. Most studies that say brain-trai
OH, DEAR! THAT BABY BIRD HAS FALLEN FROM ITS NEST! I'LL PUT IT BACK. I DON'T WANT IT TO GET HURT. NO! THE MOTHER WILL REJECT IT IF YOU DO! BIRDS DO NO
MYTH8 SITTING CLOSE TO THE TV HURTS YOUR eYes! FACT8 THERE'S no Sclence TO BACK THAT up. If there is a correlation between bad eyesight and sitting to
34 Things People Routinely Get Wrong
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MYTHB A STRONG immune sYSTEm FIGHTS COLDS. FAGT8 A COLD IS YouR immune sysTem. Despite the rhetoric of the immunity-booster industry, a strong immune
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