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Brian C. Miller
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We've all got our own big, gigantic lists of bad habits: Maybe we smoke, maybe we drink a little too much, maybe we bite our nails, and maybe we're jerks to people who didn't like the latest ‘Star Wars’ whatever in the comments section of some nerdy YouTube video… And sure, maybe we should try do better in our day to day lives, but the truth is that tons and tons of other people have the same low points, and that makes them… fine? Okay, maybe six hundred wrongs doesn't make a right, but at least it feels like a start! On your way to becoming a better person with fewer flaws, enjoy this list of statistics that show that lots of people out there making the same day-to-day mistakes that you are. That said, maybe stop being jerks in YouTube comment sections-- What good is that actually doing, really? Really.
We're all just curious!
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
This is a basic one, gang..
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
OUR Netflix password...
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
A lot of people steal lunches (and are going to hell)
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Welcome to my ool, notice there's no P in it
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
We All Fake Sick
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Fingernails are our toothbrushes sometimes
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Cigarette Butts Are Freaking Everywhere
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Ghosting is pretty inconsiderate, but a lot of us have done it
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Secure your loads, dummies!
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
1 in 4 people have messy garages
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
We're All Gossips
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
What's a fry or two between friends?
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Nobody washes their hands apparently
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Don't lie to your doctor! Even though nearly all of us do.
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
The ol' social media hole
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Here's everything you need to know about my whereabouts!
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Salt! Salt! Salt! Salt! Salt!
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Postponing Meals Until You're Starving
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
DIY repairs may not be worth it
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
The importance of stretching
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Pizza burns are real
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Hello? Doctor Google?
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
IT FEELS SO GOOD
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Love that 10am nap
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Getting that meat juice off ya hooks
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Just watch a video
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
We all have to stop biting our nails
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Sure it's like drinking battery acid, but need that charge!
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Just a lil shock to wake you up!
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
We all could use a little more sleep
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
We're all messing up our backs for SURE
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Leaving a spare key outside
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Delicious second hand smoke
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Walking with headphones
Source: 20 Dangerously Bad Habits You Know About & Can't Break
Trolls: They're Among Us
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Yo-Ho-Ho!
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
Do you pick up after your dog?
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
People steal hotel towels
Source: 20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize
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