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20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize

By:: Cracked Plasticians

August 22, 2019

20 Bad Behaviors That Are More Common Than You Realize

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We all have our moments of behaving badly, that we hope nobody finds out about. But as it turns out, those sneaky bad habits are actually super common, statistically speaking.

Props to Hestutomo, whose bad habits are actually bafflingly uncommon, for inspiring this contest.

20 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

You can't be bothered to get out of the pool and find a toilet? You and 41% of Americans.. CRACKEDCO

19 Entry by masta_X

Have you ever eaten a co-worker's lunch without their knowledge? You and one-third (35%) of people commit this act. More than 70% of people have had t

18 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKED COM HOMOM Twenty-eight percent of American adults admitted to trolling in a survey by YouGov.com.

17 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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16 Entry by Eileen Mitchell

Forty percent of dog E owners don't pick up after their pooches. With 83 million pet dogs in America producing 10.6 million tons of poop annually, tha

15 Entry by Karin Coburn

Don't like going to the dentist? Neither do 36% of adults in the US. In 2016, the CDC estimated that only 64% of adults between the ages of 18 and 64

14 Entry by Michael Voll

Do YoU think of NETFLIX accounts as communal property? Continue You're not alone. A survey by the media research firm Magid revealed that 35% of mille

13 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Can't help faking sickness to get out Of work? Nearly half of your colleagues do that, too. According to a survey, 40% of workers have CRRG faked sick

12 Entry by Andrea Meno

74.1% of smokers threw away cigarette butts on the ground or out of a car window, at least ONCe Which helps explain why, in litter clean-up efforts, m

11 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

'Ghosting' means cutting off all communication without any explanation, and it's a terrible way to break up with someone. As such, it's perplexing tha

10 Entry by Douglas A. McDonnell

Between 2011 and 2014, 200,000 crashes occurred in America because people didn't properly secure their loads and ended up leaving debris on the road.

9 Entry by Lornie Aswila Jeffrey Lausin

If you're a workplace gossip, just know that 72% of people are just like you. Americans spend an average of 40 minutes a week gossiping, totaling a wh

8 Entry by Andrea Meno

A UK survey of 000 people who regularly take public transport found that 40% of them wouldn't give up their seat for a pregnant woman. GENCY EXIT USEr

7 Entry by Olesia Kojemiako

DO YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE CLUTTER? YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. 25% OF PEOPLE WITH TWO-CAR GARAGES DON'T EVEN HAVE SPACE TO PARK THEIR CARS INSIDE. CRACKED CO

6 Entry by Evan Noyes

A study by Michigan State University found that 95% of people don't wash their hands long enough to effectively kill bacteria after using a public res

5 Entry by Manari Santiyaz

4 out of 5 Americans aren't honest with their doctor. A survey conducted last year reveals that between 60-80 percent of patients withhold crucial med

4 Entry by Karin Coburn

Do you use your fingernail to pick food out of your teeth? So do 61% of Americans, according to the American Dental Association. CRACKEDOON

3 Entry by Moses Armstrong

About a quarter of polled food delivery workers admitted to sampling the customers' food.

2 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

If you can't help but peek at a stranger's phone, you're not alone. A survey by KDA Engineering shows that 40% of Americans also can't help it. CRACKE

1 Entry by Andrea Meno

CRACKEDCON A study of 1,000 European hotels found that, in 78% of them, guests stole towels from bathrooms and spa areas.

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