Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Awful Realities of Having Size JJ Boobs in Sixth Grade

Maybe if I had stuck it out until the phase of life when breasts are useful, I'd be singing a different tune. But I doubt it.

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By Amanda Mannen
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February 21, 2015

5 Great Feats of Architecture Clearly Designed by Perverts

Sex! Its influences are everywhere and architecture is no exception.

By Diana Cook
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February 20, 2015

4 Ways America Has a (White) Terrorism Problem

Only in America could a convicted criminal participate in the country's most elite dog show and everyone be like 'Huh, OK, I guess.'

By Kristi Harrison
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February 19, 2015

5 Realities of Mass Shootings Movies Don't Prepare You For

We talked to an anonymous survivor of the Utoya massacre in Norway. Here's what we learned about what it's like to be literally staring down the barrel of a gun.

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By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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February 19, 2015

5 Fitness Myths You Believe (That Don't Work At All)

Beware when you hear these claims.

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By Michael Hossey, Ivan Farkas
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February 16, 2015

6 Things You Learn Listening in on Every Prison Phone Call

In the grand tradition of stupidly oversimplifying, we're calling her a phone warden.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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February 16, 2015

5 Popular Figures of Speech That Have Creepy Hidden Meanings

Don't be so quick to dismiss the importance of metaphors.

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By Cracked Writers
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February 15, 2015

6 Awful Lessons I Learned Transitioning from Female to Male

We talked to Roman Jones, a trans man and American expat living in the Czech Republic. This is what we learned.

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By Amanda Mannen, Roman Jones
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February 15, 2015

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19 Secrets About Famous Places They Don't Want You to See

Lady Liberty seems a little TOO free, if you ask us.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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February 15, 2015

The 6 Reasons Valentine's Day is Always Awful

This is the year. This is the Valentine's Day you nail Cupid's wings to the wall.

By Brendan McGinley
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February 14, 2015

4 Things That Shock You About Dogs (If You Never Had One)

In case you didn't know - dogs are motion activated, so don't move if yours is taking a nap.

By Luis Prada
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February 14, 2015

5 Horrifying Valentine's Day Promotions You Won't Believe

It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.