20 Commonplace Things That Can Kill You

All of these will be horror movies on Syfy next year.
20 Commonplace Things That Can Kill You

While we're all silently -- or for the less inhibited, openly and loudly -- freaking out about things like zombie apocalypses, shark attacks, and accidentally getting hot sauce all over ones' privates, there are real dangers lurking in the shadows ready to kill us dead.

So, here are all the things that can actually destroy you and will likely have their own movies on Syfy next year.

CRACKEDcO Jelly (or Jell-O) It has a texture which can easily get caught in your throat and can't be dislodged using the Heimlich maneuver. Many peopl
HEADPHONES ENDANGER YOUR LIFE and not just because they might strangle you. Over the course of 8 years, 81 people died and 35 were seriously hurt beca

Baseball

Baseballs injure over 1700 fans per season! You probably think it's hilarious to see someone getting hit by a foul ball, but it could lead to serious

Killer Cows

REVENGE OF THE COWS Cows kill more people than sharks every year. In the United States alone, the CDC estimates that about 22 people are killed by COW
In old killed when 2012 A 37 year man was a attacked and capsized his kayak swan before aggressively blocking his swim to safety Swans known territori
Aerosol cans E grenades There have been multiple cases of exploding aerosol cans, some due to being exposed to heat, and some for no damn reason at al
CRACKEDCO Jingle Death, Jingle Death... Other than being an important part of Christmas, Christmas trees are also excellent fuels for fire. They cause
BREAD CLIPS CAN BE A SERIOUS HAZARD WHEN SWALLOWED The same jaws that hold your bread closed are the same reason they can easily get lodged in your in

Fires

The foam in your upholstered furniture is one of the most flammable materials in your home. Burning foam kills more people in fires than any other ite
Horse drawn carriages can certainly be romantic... as long as the spectre of Death doesn't horn in on your action. CRACKEDCONT An animal pights group
SO YOU THINK THE ONLY WAY BLEACH COULD KILL YOU IS IF YOU DRINK IT? THINK AGAIN. WHEN BLEACH IS MIXED WITH SOME OTHER COMMON CHEMICALS, IT MAY PRODUCE
Using body sprays frequently builds up butane gas in your body and may lead to a fatal heart attack OR circulatory system failure.

Killer Vitamins

VITAMINS CAN KILL TOO. A health food enthusiast consumed carrot juice and vitamin pills a bit too regularly. The intake of 70 million units of vitamin
YOUR CAR'S AIR CONDITIONER CAN MAKE YOU SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN LESS THAN 1 HOUR. Parking and sleeping in your car can be dangerous. Breathing in a close

Fire Hydrants

Some fire hydrants hold down enough water pressure to become airborne with a little help. In 2007 a SUV crashed into a fire hydrant- the impact and th
Old Fashioned MOTH BALLS THE KILLER LURKING IN GRANDMA'S CLOSET BA MOTH Ingesting or inhaling & Larva Eggs Moths, Clothes CABINETS mothballs containin
CRACKEDcO YOU'RE JUST ORE STEP AWAY FROM DEATH! EXPERTS WARN FLIP-FLOP WEARERS OF RISK OF JoINT pAInS ANd INJURIES FROM TRIPPING. JUST LAST AUGUST, A
CRACKEDCO COM I trip Thanks. but the saw you shock Fred last night. you gave the cat still wins. Good one. I Each year, extension cords send around 4,
WATCH OUT BELOW! Gargoyles can pose a serious risk if not properly maintained. For example, a Chicago woman died when a chunk of gargoyle fell and !?
Every year, people are injured, sometimes critically, by umbrellas. in July 2016, for instance, a woman was impaled in the throat by a windblown umbre

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