While we're all silently -- or for the less inhibited, openly and loudly -- freaking out about things like zombie apocalypses, shark attacks, and accidentally getting hot sauce all over ones' genitals, there are real dangers lurking in the shadows ready to kill us dead.

So, here are all the things that can actually destroy you and will likely have their own movies on Syfy next year.

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