Walking the grounds of this fake hospital are throngs of "medical" staffers who are instructed to treat the Cabbage Patch Kids as living babies at all times. This includes feeding them, bathing them, dressing them, and most importantly, bringing this leafy spawn into this world from Satan's uterus itself.
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Wait, is that liquid thingy filled with green blood?
The highlight of this insanity is a show wherein a nurse yanks the babies from a field below a magic tree inside the hospital. A "doctor" informs the audience that the magic bees flying in the tree sprinkle pollen into some crystals, and that's what causes the cabbages to "go into labor."
Although that's a more accurate description of sex than most public schools provide.