Cracked Archive - Weird World


The 18 Most Ridiculous Things Worth Ridiculous Money

Before throwing any of your weird junk a way, it helps to turn to the Internet to see if any obsessive collectors will buy it from you first.


4 Great Ideas That No One Uses Correctly Anymore

The Internet literally ruins everything.


5 Classic Monster Myths Modern Horror Needs to Revive

Well, we've done it. We've finally killed off the idea of movie monsters. Time for a whole new set.


The 5 Most Bafflingly Racist Beloved Fictional Universes

If you go looking for hilariously terrible messages about race in pop culture, it is not hard to find them.


The World's 7 Sleaziest Jobs (Didn't Exist A Decade Ago)

To make up for the plethora of failed predictions, we've had to invent sleazy new occupations that not even the most pessimistic sci-fi dystopia could have foreseen.


We Basically Sell Poison: 6 Realities Of 'Supplement' Stores

As a guy who used to work at one of those stores, I can assure you there is way more to these 'health' products than bulk-up shakes and that most of the products are actually terrible for you.


5 Methods The Professionals Use To Avoid Hard Questions

Here's a guide to answering the tough questions without revealing what a monster you actually are.


5 Insane Examples Of Censorship Backfiring Hilariously

Censorship is a no-win situation.


5 Places Where You Can Fulfill Your Disappointing Fantasies

Now that you are grown up you can solve that problem the best way we know how: by throwing money at it.


10 Dumb Questions I Asked You Guys (And Your Dumb Answers)

Before we get into the results, I want to say thank you to the many hundreds who answered my very, very stupid questions.


The 6 Most Fascinating Vending Machines Ever, Definitely

You know that joke about how Japan has vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties, for the pervert on the go? Well, those aren't even the weirdest ones.


19 Creepy Jokes That Shouldn't Have Made It Into Kids' Stuff

The people creating stuff for children clearly don't have issues corrupting their frail little minds.


9 Unexpectedly Creepy Tourist Attractions

Art is hard.


6 Insane Realities Of Emergency Medicine (You Should Know)

How Hollywood-tainted is our concept of this ubiquitous life-saving technique?


7 Sneaky Ways Developers Got Revenge On Cheating Jerks

Dealing with cheaters doesn't have to be all banning. Some developers decided to get hilariously creative.