Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Players Who Changed The Game (After Being Rejected By It)

Sometimes, instead of rejection leading to failure, it's merely the catalyst for people to go out on their own.


The 6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Cops

Sometimes bad guys don't need to get all complicated with their crimes.


5 Bizarre True Stories from My Job at Planned Parenthood

We sat down with a man who works at a Planned Parenthood clinic in California -- the very first state that comes to mind when you think 'sober planning' and 'responsible parenthood.' Here's what he told us


8 Fake Medical Products People Pay Real Money For

Homeopathy is kind of lame. Unless your problem is 'wanting to spend money on heavily diluted bullshit.' It can solve the hell out of that.


5 Disguised Animals That Must Be a Mind F#@k to Get Eaten By

We've said it before and we'll say it again: You can't trust nature.


4 Useful Things Forging Documents Taught Me About Your World

Note to all budding criminals, which we know compose a huge part of our readership: Do not try this at home.


5 Harmless Superstitions With Horrifying Global Consequences

If you step back and take a broader look at the ripples that such preposterous notions send butterfly-effecting across the world, you find that things we tend to think of as 'harmless' superstitions can actually be anything but.


4 Reasons Being a Tall Woman Can Be Worse Than a Short Man

Overall, I consider being tall a good thing. Still, there are some downsides to being freakishly tall.


6 Popular Games That Were Meant to Be Totally Different

We're always fascinated by the messy process by which pop culture gets made.


The 12 Most Common Fantasies Teenage Boys Have

Few things possess as much creative horsepower as the idling mind of a teenage boy.


I Tested Drugs on Animals: 5 Insane Things I Learned

In the battle between country mouse and city mouse, country mouse clearly has it better off.


5 Emergency Drills That Went Horribly Wrong

Here are five examples of what happens when people take the 'pants on fire' approach to emergency preparedness.


4 Embarrassing Ways Most People Would Die in an Apocalypse

You've got a whole mess of other issues to look out for that are probably going to kill you and yours before anyone can even declare the apocalypse official.


5 Awful Realities of Having Size JJ Boobs in Sixth Grade

Maybe if I had stuck it out until the phase of life when breasts are useful, I'd be singing a different tune. But I doubt it.


5 Great Feats of Architecture Clearly Designed by Perverts

Sex! Its influences are everywhere and architecture is no exception.