Cracked Archive - Weird World
25 Completely Pointless Lies You Can't Stop Telling
Turns out all your pants are on fire, for literally no reason.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 201
10 Photos Of Spider-Man With Steve Buscemi's Eyes
This makes more sense than you know.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar, Logan Trent
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5 Western Things That Went Off In Other Countries
Some non-Western countries are into Western traditions waaaay more than we are.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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5 Unreleased Pop Culture Things (Coming After We're Dead And Gone)
These may be the only five things you never get to witness.
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- By Dan Hopper
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The Only Good Alex Jones Conspiracy Theory You Need To Hear
It's been a bad week for Alex, but don't worry: he already might have a second career lined up.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Seemingly Extinct Products That Are Still Weirdly Huge
Just because we as a culture decide we're done with something doesn't mean it goes away.
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- By Steven Assarian, James Kinneen, Stephan Roget, Dan Hopper, Michael Battaglino, Peter I. Santiago
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19 Performances So Awful That The Artist Actually Apologized
Turns out sometimes artists are so self-aware it's kind of refreshing.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Times Huge Companies Straight-Up Acted Like Supervillains
This may come as a surprise, but gigantic, profit-hungry corporations don't always have the public's best interests at heart.
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- By Stephan Roget
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7 Stories So Ridiculous They Got Left Out Of The Bible
The Bible was almost filled with crazy comic-book-worthy stories.
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- By Alex Hanton
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24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds
These people will make you long for the understated subtlety of Beatlemania.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 155
6 Huge Fortunes People Discovered In The Dumbest Ways
For most of us, just stumbling across a half-eaten corn dog on the street would be a huge freaking deal.
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- By Dan Hopper
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5 Random Things You Had No Clue Could Save Your Life
The Universe is trying to make up for our shortcomings with some very stupid boons to our health.
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- By Mark Hill
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The Disney Movie That Outright Promoted Bestiality
You know when you're trying to explain bestiality to children using stuffed animals and bananas and you think, 'There's got to be a better way?'
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- By T.W. Thinker
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Beware: There's A Disgusting (Hilarious) Uber Scam Out There
Make sure you check your ride receipts.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Characters You Had No Idea Were In The Marvel Universe
You were never going to see these guys in 'Infinity War.'
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- By JM McNab
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- 53