Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Silly Childhood Rituals (That Explain Adult Behaviors)
Memes are just the grown up world's version of 'down-down-baby, down-by-the-rollercoaster.'
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- By Kristi Harrison
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791 The 5 Most Horrifying Things Corporations Are Taking Over
But sometimes corporate sellouts involve more than cringe-worthy ads and intrusive product placement. This is when selling out starts to get just a bit horrifying.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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7 Pieces of Good News Nobody Is Reporting
the news media has a filtering process that only lets the bad stuff through. When they do break up the monotony with something lighthearted, it's always something pointless and inconsequential, like that thing last week with the monkey that learned to fly a helicopter.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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- 1010
8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Are for Kids
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- By Dawn Morrow
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Living the Dream: Teen vs. Adult [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 160
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Cracked Round-Up: Hot Pants Holiday Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Charting Patriotism By the Stupidity of Your Fireworks
You've got to lose a few fingers to earn this country.
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- By Matt Gallagher
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- 261
6 Beloved 80s Toys With Bizarrely Horrifying Origin Stories
When faced with new rules for advertising their products, toy makers opted to take their characters to strange and dark places.
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- By Alexia Franklin
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The 7 Stages of Not Doing the Dishes [CHART]
The worse it gets, the lazier you get, and it only gets worse.
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- By Sarah Wood
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- 314
The 6 Most Wildly Irresponsible Publicity Stunts in History
Amazing how easy it is for publicity "stunts" to get people hurt.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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- 576
A Successful Career Path: Then Vs. Now [Chart]
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- By Dr. Gentleman
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- 286
Cracked Round-Up: Hacker Drama Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Crazy Street Performers (Who Happened to be Geniuses)
The guys on this list aren't your run-of-the-mill bums who've decided to take up an instrument to help with their panhandling. These are the guys with acts superior to what you're likely to see on a stage.
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- By Dustin Koski
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The 16 Most Baffling Pieces of Official Merchandise Ever
We get that kids will go nuts for toys, or adults will throw wads of cash to add to their collections. But the stuff on this list isn't for either of those groups. Or anyone else, apparently.
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- By Diana McCallum
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5 Soldiers Whose Horrific Injuries Only Made Them Angry
It should come as no surprise that battlefields see their share of brave men. Every once in a while, however, they see a man with a special kind of bravery, the kind that borders on suicidal. The spirits of such men can't be cut down, even if their bodies are. In fact, disabling them often just makes them all the more fearsome
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- By Eric Yosomono
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- 380
