We talked to two ex-cops about everyone's favorite topic. Here's what they said.
Every once in a while, someone finds a loophole wide enough drive a monster truck full of questionable intentions straight through.
We apparently decided that between terror attacks, school shootings, and street crime, we'd better just bury the needle on the security side.
Following the invention of irony in 1995, bragging became more complex, and in the era of social media it's become incredibly complicated indeed.
When you look at your favorite cartoons through the cynical eye of a grown-up, you see some pretty disturbing shit the writers threw in there.
Sometimes the traps set by serial killers via Craigslist posts are so hilariously transparent, they would actually qualify as brilliant comedy routines if they weren't 100 percent serious.
The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.The truth is, almost all of my memories of India are tainted because of one uncontrollable factor: I am female.
Hi, I'm Kathy. I am 31 years old. I have been married for seven years. And I don't want children.
Jacek Mokujin Adamus spent a year backpacking through rural China, exploring an amazing -- and often unsettling -- side of the country you're not going to see on the news.
We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.
Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.
Perhaps some of the weirdest parts of the Internet are those that can't be easily described.
This is how the animal uprising begins.
For the kids on this list, childhood came to an abrupt end when the following shitheel grown-ups just destroyed it entirely.
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF BEARS EATING HUMANS.