Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Dick Jokes That Came To Life In Hilarious Ways
The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.
- By Felix Clay
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- October 17, 2015
5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed
It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.
- By Alyssa Feller
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- October 17, 2015
When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish
Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.
- By Alyssa Feller
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- October 15, 2015
8 Badass Ways To Declutter Your Home
It's time to declutter! Yeah! Let's do some fall cleaning, not gonna save that shit for the spring!
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 14, 2015
6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think
It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- October 14, 2015
I'm Trying To Cure Cancer: 6 Things I Shouldn't Tell You
We sat down with two cancer researchers in the American Southwest, to find out what it's like to be fighting on the front lines in the war on cancer.
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon , Paul Akhenblit
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- October 14, 2015
5 Evil Ways To Make More Friends
My concern is that if my friends were eaten by crocodiles or just got sick of my horrible personality, I'd have no idea how to replace them.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- October 13, 2015
6 Creative Criminal Punishments So Stupid They're Brilliant
In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.
- By Kayla Layaoen
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- October 12, 2015
7 Unexplained Deaths That Will Shake Your Faith In Reason
Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.
- By Robin Warder
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- October 12, 2015
4 Surprising Realities Of Life As An Adult Thumb Sucker
Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.
- By Erik Germ
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- October 11, 2015
10 Psychotic Old Ads That Basically Sold Child Abuse
Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.
- By Marina Reimann
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- October 11, 2015
5 Real Athletes With Bizarre Superpowers
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 10, 2015
6 Board Game Tie-Ins That Backfired (Hilariously)
The results of combining the two were some deeply weird licensed board games that are probably still populating the backs of closets everywhere.
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- October 10, 2015
6 Hilariously Dumb Ways Confidential Secrets Got Revealed
ISIS must maintain a massive social media presence in order to entice dumbass teenagers with a parental bone to pick to join their cause. The problem is that sometimes their selfies reveal a little too much and Ka-Boom!
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- October 08, 2015
6 Crime Victims Who Got Justice Through Insane Coincidences
Real crimes are sometimes occasionally solved thanks to coincidences that are so insane, it's almost as if the universe was telling the criminals that they had selected the wrong career path.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- October 07, 2015
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