Cracked Archive - Weird World

Hi there. I'm married to a woman and I have a kid. I'm Vera, and I'm a straight crossdresser

• By Vera Wylde, Amanda Mannen
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• May 24, 2015

Yes, I had shingles, and, as I was about to find out, even though everyone has sorta heard of it and a third of Americans get it during their lifetime, most people don't really have a good handle on what shingles is.

• By Gladstone
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• May 23, 2015

Life could always be worse. You could have woken up as one of these poor bastards.

• By Kevin Phelan
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• May 23, 2015

However worthless your marketing degree feels, it could be much, much worse.

• By Pat Carnell
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• May 22, 2015

We're here to tell you about the creeps who used the respectability granted to them by their diplomas and white coats (mostly the white coats) to do horrible things.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• May 22, 2015

I don't want to oversell myself, but I think that over the next two pages we're going to solve this problem forever.

• By Mark Hill
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• May 21, 2015

• By Christina H, Secret Deodorant
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• May 21, 2015

We just want this up here as a reference in case the government ever catches on to our knockoff Pokemon business.

• By Robert Evans, Christee & Darryl
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• May 21, 2015

How could a label that had Parliament-Funkadelic, KISS, Donna Summer, and Village People in their prime consistently lose money?

• By Nathan Rabin
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• May 20, 2015

Writing for a living can be enough to drive anyone nuts -- but for the writers who were nuts to begin with, hoo boy does it get bad.

• By Michael Dawson , Jake Klink, Aatif Zubair
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• May 20, 2015

When you actually take the time to examine the gender assumptions present in these images, shit gets real weird real fast.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• May 20, 2015

It turns out that this whole thing is more complicated than anyone seems to realize.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• May 19, 2015

What I am finding as time goes on is that we are all secretly Billy Joel.

• By Jason Pargin
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• May 19, 2015

Welcome to the insane, Dali-esque world of mathematical probability.

• By Josh Daws, Federico Cruz
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• May 19, 2015

Just within the past decade, the DEA has racked up a list of exploits that reads like the daily planner of a caricature of an insane police officer.

• By Adam Wears
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• May 19, 2015