Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Epic Crime Sprees That Shouldn't Have Been Possible

Despite the fact that we know most criminals are just assholes, there's still a soft spot in our heart for a good outlaw.


The 4 Weirdest Things Hiding On Famous Fast Food Websites

This column is the story of those that went above and beyond and out and around and down into the bowels of hell in order to deliver the greatest fast food website experiences possible.


29 Incredible Life Experiences Everyone Should Have

Have you ever wanted to just dip out and go do some cool shit on the other side of the globe? Shut up, of course you have.


The Definitive Reason Cats Are Better Than Dogs

My months of research and peyote-fueled vision quests had paid off. I had found the last relic of the Kingdom Of Cats.


8 Iconic Characters That Were Originally Insane

It turns out that even our most beloved fictional characters went through phases in which you'd barely recognize them.


5 Unbelievable Ways Rich Assholes Get To Cheat Through Life

Some filthy rich people don't horde their cash or flaunt it as a status symbol, so much as they use it as a dirty green cheat code.


5 Insane Realities When Your Video Goes Viral

Everyone has seen 'Too Many Cooks.' We wanted to know how such a bizarre piece of entertainment gets made, so we talked to its writer and director, Casper Kelly.


5 Things You Learn When A Facebook Friend Dies

You're going to die one day. It might be a lot sooner than you think, and, when it happens, your social media friends will have no idea how to deal with it.


Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You'd Never Guess

If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.


So You're Fighting A Robot From The Future

We've all had to deal with murderous future-robots before.


14 Things Even An Idiot Like You Can Do To Save The World

Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.


How The Pope Can Avoid The Dangers Of Visiting Philly

Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...


5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture

These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.


5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie

If the whole world was super, nothing would be.


4 Secrets From The Guys Giving You Tattoos

We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.