5 Secret Things That Won't Be Public Until After We're Dead

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Jackie Kennedy's Blood-Spattered Suit Won't Be Seen Until 2103

When John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, his blood flew all over his wife's now-iconic pink suit and pillbox hat, permanently staining them. In the morbid, frantic aftermath, Jackie Kennedy insisted on keeping the suit on during Lyndon Johnson's presidential swearing-in ceremony, saying she wanted everyone to see "what they have done."

Cecil W. Stoughton/Office of the PresidentWhich probably would’ve upset him if not for his inherent Lyndon B. Johnson-ness.

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John Malkovich Made A Movie That Won't Be Released Til 2115

John Malkovich! Robert Rodriguez! It's the actor/director duo everyone will be talking about ... in the year 2115 CE, when humans and their sex bot companions with "movie liking" brain chip inserts will finally get to see the exclusive film they made together. Interestingly, November 2115 is also the same month the current slate of Marvel movies is set to wrap up.

Charley Gallay/Getty ImagesObviously, 100 years won’t have diminished their star power in the least. After all, wouldn’t you love to see a new movie from Mary Pickford and Marguerite Clark?

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Get Ready For An All-New Tintin Comic ... In 2052

When Herge, the creator of Tintin, died in 1983, he gave his express wishes that there not be any more Tintin comics created after his death. And his publisher, Casterman, has agreed to honor his wishes ... until the year 2052, when they're planning to release an all-new Tintin comic.

Methuen PublishingWhich will obviously translate to future generations, since it’s held up so well by today's standards.

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In 2114, A Forest In Norway Will Become A Library Of All-New Works By Famous Authors

The Future Library is a conceptual art project in Norway that's inviting one author per year to contribute a piece, which will be sealed up, totally unseen by anyone else (including editors or publishers), until the year 2114. Concurrently, they're growing a forest with the express intent to turn the trees into the pages for these works, making them the only physical books that'll exist after, like, six years from now.

Margaret Atwood of Handmaid's Tale fame contributed the first piece, and David Mitchell (the author of Cloud Atlas) recently contributed as well. Authors are allowed to write whatever they want, as long as they don't show it to a single other person (including proofreaders) and delete any digital evidence immediately afterwards, and they'll be dead by the time anyone gets to review it. So basically, it's every writer's ultimate dream.

Frederick M. Brown/Getty ImagesThey were going to include George R.R. Martin, but were worried he wouldn’t be able to finish writing in time.

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Marie Curie's Notebooks Are Too Radioactive To Look At For Another 1,500 Years

Marie Curie was one of the most significant members of the scientific community in the early 20th century, so it makes sense that her notebooks were saved for museums. The only problem is that by the time Curie died of radiation poisoning, all of her personal possessions were so thoroughly contaminated with radium -- which has a half life of 1,601 years -- that they now have to be sealed into lead-lined boxes.

If you visit the Pierre and Marie Curie collection at the Bibliotheque Nationale in France, some of her personal possessions -- including cookbooks, furniture, and more -- require special clothing to be handled, and people have to sign a waiver before observing them.

Marie Curie/Wellcome ImagesMerely looking at this photo is equivalent to about six CAT scans.

That said, if anyone's great-great-great-great-great (x10,000) grandchildren are still mega-huge Curie Heads, they might be able to safely thumb through her notebooks around the year 3535. But hopefully, that's enough time for humanity to figure out what was in there independently.

Ever think about burying a time capsule for yourself and potential offspring? Just be sure to put more in it than just porn.

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