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8 Insane Passive Aggressive Signs Used By Actual Businesses

What kind of society is this where we can't fart whilst buying our ice cream?

By Chris Bucholz
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February 22, 2016

5 Types Of 'Scientific' Evidence You Won't Believe Are B.S.

Fingerprint identification is an extremely delicate art. And by 'delicate,' we mean 'wildly subjective.'

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By Abraham Mireles
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February 22, 2016

5 Things I Learned Going To Military Prison

The military has its own special way of punishing lawbreakers, and while we don't know much about military justice, we assume it's not one hour to think in the time-out corner.

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By Ryan Menezes, Wayne Giles
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February 22, 2016

4 Gender Double Standards Everyone's Apparently OK With

If people on Twitter and Facebook hadn't spoken up, Gawker would have turned Jennifer Lawrence's boobs into their new logo.

By Felix Clay
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February 21, 2016

8 Hilariously Offensive Artworks Featuring Famous Presidents

WARNING: This article gets increasingly deranged as it advances. Cracked is not responsible for your psychologist bills.

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By Michael Hossey
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February 21, 2016

5 Reasons You Hated School (That You Were Right About)

Forget updating the textbooks. The entire system needs an overhaul.

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By Wade Watney
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February 21, 2016

6 Ugly Things I Learned About American Prisons (As A Guard)

Life behind bars is a terrifying possibility that haunts your every waking moment. But for some people, it's where they go to work every single day.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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February 21, 2016

5 Things I Learned Auditioning For A Broadway Musical

Shortly after I graduated college, I noticed that 'Newsies' was hosting auditions for its national tour that upcoming fall. So I threw my jaunty flat cap into the ring.

By Isaac Cabe
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February 20, 2016

8 Massive Disasters In Marketing No One Noticed

You'd think brands would be obsessive about not, say, including accidental references to Nazis or child rape in their festive product labels. You'd be wrong.

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By Sam Jackson
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February 20, 2016

I'm The Voice Of Siri: And No, Apple Didn't Pay (Or Warn) Me

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By Mark Hill, Susan Bennett
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February 18, 2016

6 Hilariously Blatant Episodes Of Greed And Corruption

There's a special breed of government employee so unilaterally crazy, they'll wipe with their butts with the social contract while making direct eye contact with you.

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