Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Only Meteorologists Know About Weather Reports

We talked to a meteorologist, David, to learn how he predicts the weather. There's a 75 percent chance that everything he told us is accurate.


15 Heroes Our World Needs More Than Batman Or Superman

We'd throw a parade for the person who walked around being a mobile hotspot.


5 Awesome Products That Seem Horrible Thanks To Their Ads

No one wants to spend that much time in a car with the same person. There's just no way.


Why Batman v. Superman Is The Most Cynical Movie Ever

Note: I'm about to spoil absolutely everything that happens in this movie.


5 Evil Species Of Flies You Don't (Want To) Know Exist

Maybe be a little wary the next time you go to swat a fly.


5 Obvious Marketing Lies We're All Weirdly Cool With

At some point, ad companies realized that they could get away with literally whatever they want.


7 Famous Characters Whose Iconic Design Was A Total Mistake

One little typo in your code, and suddenly your pigs are giant green penis monsters.


I Hadn't Gone Through Puberty In My 20s: 6 Hellish Realities

If you really hated your adolescence, you might be interested to learn that there's a developmental disorder that prevents people from going through puberty at all.


8 Unsolved Crimes That Were Clearly Committed By Satan

Dead men can't set multiple fires.


5 Superhero Powers Nobody Realizes Could Save The World

Yo, why isn't Gambit working in a power plant or something?


An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products

If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.


5 Shockingly Gross Realities Of Cleaning Swimming Pools

There's less sex than we thought, but way more sex toys.


6 Problems At Every Convention That Nobody Prepares You For

Hanging out at conventions can be a fun. But there are a few dark drawbacks to these gatherings. Every rose has its thorns. Every mutant team has its Jubilee.


5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths

Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.


17 Amazing Animal Predators Straight From Your Nightmares

If a python can catch and eat an alligator, you better believe you're on its menu too.