Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life
'Everybody has a plan until they get hit.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 18, 2016
5 Shockingly Outdated Problems Modern Women Face At Work
Most of the headwinds women face when trying to advance in the workplace exist due to cultural inertia. This is how we've always done it, and fundamental habits are hard to change.
- By Natalie Vail
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- January 17, 2016
5 Brutal Reasons 75% Of Special Ed Teachers Quit
When your students have physical conditions that make it difficult for them to even sit in a chair or hold a pencil, an already thankless job is taken to a whole other level.
- By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke
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- January 17, 2016
5 Killer Pranks That Prove Politicians Have A Sense Of Humor
No matter what echelon of society you live in, there is a part of the human brain that stops aging in high school.
- By Nathan Murphy
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- January 16, 2016
I Supported A Family Playing Poker: 5 Dark Realities
Unless you're made of stone, taking other people's cash will sometimes make you feel like the biggest bastard in the world.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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- January 15, 2016
8 Proven Techniques For Avenging Your Fallen Master
If your master was humiliated while delivering a PowerPoint presentation, extreme violence is the answer.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 14, 2016
5 Realities Of The One Illegal Drug Available Everywhere
As anybody who's sadly tried to suck the last of the whipped cream out of the can can attest, nitrous oxide can get you high. And, like any powerful drug, it breeds its own kind of addicts.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- January 14, 2016
7 Famous Mascots (Who Once Looked Scary As Hell)
Cutesy, huggable mascots are a shockingly new corporate strategy. Up until recently, characters of the 'Did Satan create this?' variety were fairly commonplace.
- By Jason Iannone
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- January 13, 2016
5 Insane Facts That Will Change How You View Christianity
It turns out there are some chapters of the Bible that are too awkward, terrifying or just plain embarrassing for your average Sunday school teacher to handle.
- By Nathan Williams
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- January 13, 2016
6 Creepy Realities Of The (Shockingly Real) Rat Hunting Game
Nothing important ever goes away -- it just evolves -- and today the tradition of ratcatching lives on through professional exterminators and amateur rat-hunting groups.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Richard Reynolds
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- January 13, 2016
I Have No Sense Of Smell: 5 Insane Realities
A world without sniffing farts seems promising at first, but here's the stinking truth.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- January 12, 2016
5 Huge Products That Failed Because Of Hilarious Oversights
When going up against VHS, make sure your product can actually hold a whole movie on it.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- January 11, 2016
19 Evil Things Rich People and Corporations Get Away With
The federal government won't give you a break on your student loans, but this guy can file bankruptcy four times and not pay a cent.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 11, 2016
The 5 Most Shameless Money Grabs By The Fitness Industry
I think the log is called ViPR, but maybe I misread something and it's actually the true name of the entity that possesses all these people.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 10, 2016
Hidden Changing Room Cameras: 7 Security Guard Confessions
Shoplifters beware ... but not really because proving shoplifting is nigh impossible.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes, Carolyn Burke
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- January 10, 2016
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