Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control

Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.


5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge

Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.


6 Famous People With Shocking Criminal Backgrounds

It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.


6 School Field Trips That Quickly Went Horribly Wrong

All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.


5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures)

Why bother with all that education crap when you can skip school altogether and do some crap work for great pay?


I Work In A Nuclear Power Plant: 5 Insane Realities

We talked to Alex, an engineer at a nuclear plant in the Midwest, to learn how accurate 'The Simpsons' really is. Here's what we learned.


5 Shocking Backstories Of Your Favorite Foods

As all of you know, history is an unrelenting parade of horror and depravity. Why should the history of food be any different?


We Can Let Babies Die: 6 Realities Of Neonatal Nursing

We decided to learn about what we quickly discovered were the most depressing places on earth: the NICU.


6 Horseshit Things The Site That Tried To Bribe Me Does

As someone who works on the Internet, I've been known to get email. And one recent message stood out to me.


6 Insane Company Handbooks You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Manuals have to be the least-read pieces of text in the world. Which is too bad, because it turns out they're a gold mine for insanity.


I Foreclose Houses For Banks: 5 Awful Realities

We spoke to some who handles foreclosures, evictions and lockouts. Spoiler alert: It's a nightmare.


5 Dumb Ways People At The Beach React To Sharks

If sharks want a piece of me, they're going to have to rip me from the cold mouths of other sharks. I will not go non-shark-punchingly into that good night.


7 Tips To Remember In The Event Of Your Kidnapping

Most of us will get kidnapped at least once in our lives, often while distracted reading a Cracked article about kidnapping tips.


The 6 Most Horrifying Pets We've Bred Into Existence

For creating the following 'Pokemon' rejects, we shall soon pay for our hubris.


We Hate Pandas: 6 Realities Of Life As A Zookeeper

We spoke to Knick Moore and Max, two veteran zookeepers, who helped explain what it's like to walk a thin and occasionally sticky line working with animals.