Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

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Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

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There's a fine line between harmless habits and weird compulsions. We here at Cracked have a number of completely normal, totally acceptable behaviors that we do repetitively, but we had a feeling not everyone is as well-adjusted as we are. So we asked our readers to tell us about their most unexpected, illogical compulsions. Just to be safe.

The most impressive is below, but first the runners-up:

Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit
GRAGKEDON GON I'm... probably not very likely to have a TV show made about my life. That still doesn't stop me from thinking of how many moments from
I MAKE SOUND EFFECTS WHEN DOING EVERYDAY THINGS BUNK SHLARCE FART GLEH THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT'S BEING DONE. CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDH Ive always felt a drink ruins the flavor and texture of whatever yourre chewing, even if just water So 0 never washp any meal down but leave
Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit
I constantly check the social media pages of people I hate. I don't know why, I don't enjoy doing it at all but I feel compelled to.
When I go grocery cookles crackers shopping, I always grab the item I'm buying from the back of the shelf. I feel the items in the back are better qua
For about a year now, I've been watching at least two episodes of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood every day... How is it that this could be weird...? I'm
I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE I KNOW THAT HMMMM THEY LOOK LIKE FAMOUS PEOPLE THEY NEVER SEEM HAPPY ABOUT IT CRACKEDCON
Every time I step out into the sun, I look at my watch, then up into the sky. I don't know what I expect to gain by doing this. CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDCON I find myself taking bathroom breaks even though I don't really need one. I guess I'm just bored.
I ALWAYS BLOW MY NOSE IN THE SHOWER. IT'S EFFICIENT AND SAVES ON TISSUES.
like to tilt my chair back on two legs. I can also do it forward. I know I may fall, but I just can't stop.
0 STEAL FOOD FROM MY HUSBAND'S PLATE Not BECAUSE IT'S TASTIER, BUT BECAUSE CALORIES FROM HIS PLATE DON'T COUNT FOR ME. here Nutrition Facts Calories 5
I don't stockpile a lot of things, but I do buy a new T-shirt every time I'm out shopping although I don't need one at all. I have sO many T-shirts th
I can't mix food flavors. DINNER X LUNCH I either eat the same thing the entire day or base my meals on an ingredient that makes up dinner. CRACKEDCON
Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit
CRACKEDco COM I can't count the number of times that I've needlessly reorganized my LPS, CDS, books, and DVDs. There's no real reason for it, but it's
When I'm bored, I like to visit travel websites and plan elaborate trips for myself. I know I'll never book them, and I know it's a waste of time, but
I AVOID LOOKING IN THE BATHROOM CABINET AT NIGHT CLABIN 1 Aoe OREA LOREAL nenexpe ove AT BECAUSE T KNOW THAT WHEN I CLOSE THE CABINET DOOR, I WILL SEE
Every time someone asks me a question, I reply with another question, even ifI have the answer. 8 What time is it? A: Why, you have somewhere to be
When O eat something delicious, 0 always save a litHe or ask for a doggy bag. 0 never eat the leftovers. They just clutter my fridge and O end yp feel
Every Single time make a sandwich, all things have to be spread from edge to edge, and corner to corner. Butter, mayonaise, tuna & egg salad, and pean
CRACKED COM 11010101111011010011 can't stop compulsively buying 1010101111011 1011110 all sorts of new gadgets. Be it a game system I'll never play, a
When I have to use toilet paper, I roll some out and fold the sheets on the perforation So that it's in a perfect square. I do this every time.
Whenever bake a frozen pizza, E MESAN, cut it like this. CRACKEDOON
CRACKEDC COM still sleep with stuffed toys. I know it sounds childish, but they give me comfort at night.
I have the habit of reading multiple books at once. It hampers my enjoyment of each book, takes my focus off my reading, and often forces me to rush a
CRACKED COM I can't stop buying tape from the dollar store. 1uap0s adoL Because it's cheap and 1eo you can always use tape.
Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit
1023456 Whenever my 512 remote control batteries 06. are flat, I will often REAICELL G8/T 1303 1100mAh open the cover 8897 2-2008 SIZE and roll the 75
I ALWAYS make loud squelching noises with my hands whenever I'm washing them. CRACKED.COM
If I go to a restaurant and there's an all-you-can-eat can option, I'm gonna take it, and I'm gonna eat until I'm sick of it. Even after I'm tired of
If I sneeze and there's nobody around to say bless you then I always say bless me. I'm superstitious. CRACKED.COM
Before I pour milk, I have to shake it up to evenly distribute the coldness inside the jug. I do this each time I remove it from the refrigerator. Ora
After locking my house's door when I go out, I try to open the door exactly four times to check that it's closed correctly. If I don't do it, it's goi
I always wear socks to bed, but remove them immediately and then my bed CRAOL is filled with socks.
I have to smell all the things that are fresh out of the packaging. just have to. CRACKED.COM
I often mirror the accent of the person I'm talking to. hwot? They probably think I'm mocking them, but it happens subconsciously.
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