Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Insane Ways Companies Screw Over Their Employees

Don't expect mercy from American automobile factories if you drive a foreign car.

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This Article Will Explode In 5 Points

I'm no bomb expert. But I am armed with the greatest bomb defusal tool there is: the internet.

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The 25 Best Prom Dresses (For Saying 'My Dad Owns The Moon')

Apparently the real goal of prom is to make everyone else at the catering hall think the dress-wearer's father is some sort of all-powerful interplanetary oligarch with limitless wealth and space capabilities.

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If The Universe Played By Game Of Thrones Rules

Nobody envies the Dragon Control guy.

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4 Things No One Tells You About Being Fired

When you lose a job for reasons that have nothing to do with your performance, then here are a few things to know, I guess.

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9 Lame Hobbies White People Love (For Some Reason)

Conquering Kilimanjaro is not as difficult as the terrifying name makes it seem. Just take the path called the Coca-Cola route.

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6 Real DNA Mutations That Make Ordinary People X-Men

When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.

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7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude

Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.

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Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously

Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.

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21 Beloved Celebrities Who Melted Down In Spectacular Ways

If you loved 'Blade: Trinity' we have bad news: You were rarely watching Wesley Snipes onscreen.

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6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control

These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.

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5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.

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7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.

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4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!

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