Cracked Archive - Video Games
The best examples combine vengeance and interspecies eroticism, but apparently I'm not allowed to write about that
- By Mark Hill
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- August 22, 2014
When we look back at our harmless games, all the rose-colored glasses in the world couldn't hide the blood.
- By Raoni Lacerda, Ian Ury, John Mulroy
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- August 20, 2014
Don't you wish game companies would let the designers have a bit of artistic freedom? Yeah? Be careful what you wish for.
- By Tristan Cooper
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- August 15, 2014
What follows are the four most enticing ideas for video game movies I was able to scour from the depths of the comment section, ranked in no particular order save for the way they tickle my whiskey-addled imagination.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 14, 2014
I spent a day trapped inside the top-grossing games like a smartphone Houdini, and as a service to Cracked readers, I worked out some better replacements.
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 03, 2014
When a simple handwritten middle finger to the player would have sufficed, these jerks built a laser, carved the letters into the moon, then bombed NASA so nobody could ever erase it.
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- August 01, 2014
For decades, out-of-touch marketers who have never held a controller in their lives have tried to come up with ad campaigns that make their game seem hip or edgy with often awkward results.
- By Chris Rio
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- July 24, 2014
Sometimes video game developers leave their draft of the script in the wash, and can only loosely guess at the ending based on the shapes of the inkblots.€™
- By Michael Kane, Lucas Landini
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- July 08, 2014
I want games that can whisk me away to other worlds and inspire me with the kind of fantastic stories and characters that kept me from leaving my room for most of my childhood. But I'm losing faith.
- By Jason Pargin
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- June 12, 2014
Taking old games and rebuilding them from the ground up in amazing new ways is a thing now and it is awesome.
- By Karl Smallwood, Brandon Drake
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- June 03, 2014
If the purpose of a video game commercial is to deeply terrify your young fan base so profoundly that they wouldn't dare forget your product, the creators of the following doses of nightmare elixir succeeded brilliantly.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Peter File
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- May 21, 2014
The brave, misguided, and/or flat-out crazy creators of the following games made Jesus our eternal co-op partner, and the results are confusing enough to baffle even the wisest theologians.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 17, 2014
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