This was a research mission, and it seemed like a worthy endeavor.
If you beat any of these games without a walkthrough, you're either the chosen one or you kidnapped the developer's family and held them at gunpoint until they sobbed out all of their secrets.
I felt the need to jump feet first into Gamergate the only way I know how: By giving gamers exactly what they crave so as to finish this silly back-and-forth once and for all.
Box art is supposed to give me a rudimentary idea of what I'm going to be getting myself into before I play the game. A lot of times, I had no idea what in the holy hell I was looking at.
We imagine the developers were cackling madly when they thought up this bullshit.
We aren't saying video games have had an adverse effect on our attention spans, but sometimes we don't have the time to explain our favorite games to other people.
Join us for another excursion into the unintentional, hilarious terror of video game glitches.
Do not worry, dear reader. There are no spoilers in this column.
We have unfortunately seen the horror lurking beneath the surface of your favorite video games, and now we pass the curse to you.
Our ongoing series to find the whimsical magic that is created when just a few lines of code go awry.