Over time, a few rare people have managed to beat the house in creative and/or hilarious ways. And the best part? These were all completely legal! Sort of.
Video games are the product of hundreds of people working together to achieve a single creative goal. But sometimes those people misunderstand and/or actively hate each other.
I've reviewed five sex-simulating video games, comparing their mechanics to the real thing.
Here are some simple tricks anyone can use to come out on top in classic games.
Why aren't any game developers throwing wads of cash at us yet?
I present a transcript of my encounters to you, the hate-filled business owners that make up the bulk of Cracked's readership.
Until the PlayStation 5 comes with an extendable middle finger, this is the closest designers have come to telling gamers to go f@#$ themselves.
There hasn't been a disaster like this since 'E.T.'
Every now and then, we're presented with a video game boss that we just end up feeling bad for.
This was a research mission, and it seemed like a worthy endeavor.
If you beat any of these games without a walkthrough, you're either the chosen one or you kidnapped the developer's family and held them at gunpoint until they sobbed out all of their secrets.
I felt the need to jump feet first into Gamergate the only way I know how: By giving gamers exactly what they crave so as to finish this silly back-and-forth once and for all.
Watching video games try to be sexy is like watching a dog try to eat peanut butter. There's clearly a lot of enthusiasm there, but the result is simultaneously hilarious and sad.
Box art is supposed to give me a rudimentary idea of what I'm going to be getting myself into before I play the game. A lot of times, I had no idea what in the holy hell I was looking at.