Cracked Archive - Video Games

5 Things We Learned Making The Biggest Flop In Game History

We spoke with Matthew Cox, a senior artist, and Zach Baker, a programmer, who kindly agreed to tell us about their time working on the 'Waterworld' of gaming.


4 Video Games That Revolutionized Boring Parts Of Gaming

Thank you, noble video game developers.


The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy

Please join me as I break out my original Game Boy and experience magical video game adventures.


4 Ways Growing Up Changes The Way You See Video Games

I suspect that all these arguments about what it means to be a 'real' gamer spring from people being in different stages. Speaking of stages, these are the kittens I went through.


The 5 Most Evil Ways Video Game Developers Trolled Players

It takes a truly mad game designer to bring a Jigsaw-Killer deviousness to bear on their most die-hard, legitimate fans.


5 Ways The Gaming Industry Is Way More Sexist Than You Think

Every time an industry dominated by one gender starts to become more diverse, the transition period is bumpy. We spoke to Brianna Wu and a few others to learn what it's like.


5 Alternate Game Endings That They Should Have Ran With

The writers behind the confusing and disjointed skull-fractured fairy tales currently passed off as 'storylines' really should have embraced the following when they had the chance.


26 Tiny Video Game Rule Changes That'd Be a Huge Improvement

They say you can't fix a classic -- but anyone who's ever played a video game knows that's a giant crock of shit.


7 Ways Modern Games Have Turned Into Scams

Now we'll see how in-app purchases are doing more damage to the worlds of gaming than every alien armada ever simulated.


13 Dick Moves We Never Forgave Video Game Characters For

There's one kind of player that has and always will plague video games: the NPC.


5 Secret Feminist Easter Eggs You Didn't Notice in 'Portal'

Amidst the killer robots and hyper-masculine scientists is a clever exploration of a woman's struggle in a male-dominated culture, and we're not just saying that because your only weapon is a gun that shoots vagina metaphors.


5 Behaviors Video Games Reward and Reality Calls Crazy

I don't have any science to back up the following theories because when I proposed studies, I was told to get out of the dean's office and put some damn pants on.


3 Shocking Things You Realize as a Gamer in a Dictatorship

In 1998, Hugo Chavez won the Venezuelan presidential elections, and Juan got to learn what 14 years under a veritable dictatorship does to the gaming scene.


5 Ways Video Game Addiction is Ruining Gaming

My theory is that it's because video games, more so than any other artform, are designed to get you addicted, and that this addiction has turned a bunch of dorky but harmless people into raving lunatics.


6 Insanely Dark Online Games for Young Children

One would think that browser games for children would avoid any long trips to Creepy Town.