Cracked Archive - Tech
Cardinal rules of social networking that I've blundered through in the past weeks. Hopefully you can use this advice to avoid breaking the same rules yourself, or perhaps more likely, deliberately break them many times simply to troll people.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 11, 2012
Building a computer? If you're anything like me, this is not going to go very well for you.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 11, 2012
It's time to draw the line, and stop coddling our lazy, shiftless technologies. Here are the five biggest technological annoyances that still plague our devices each day.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 05, 2012
I discovered recently that hundreds of websites all over the western world feature my face, pressed hard against the driver's side window of a Toyota Camry (Limited Edition), staring at a set of keys locked hopelessly inside.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 02, 2012
These words tell us everything we need to know about the commenter and let us skip the post, safe in the knowledge that we're proving our childhood lessons wrong and getting smarter by not reading something.
- By Luke McKinney
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- September 28, 2012
Almost every advanced gadget we use presents another crack that a creepy or malicious person could pry open if they got the urge to stalk us.
- By Eric Yosomono, Lee Phan, Itzhak J. Czukor
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- September 13, 2012
Impressive new cellphone technologies are being developed each week, and there's no telling what wonderful procrastination possibilities our portable speak-boxes will have in a few years. Because we're telling you right now, some of this stuff borders on magic.
- By XJ Selman
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- September 09, 2012
Identity theft is one of the most widely committed crimes in the world. Sometimes the crimes are so elaborate and the consequences are so strange and unpredictable that it almost makes us want to cancel all our credit cards.
- By Amanda Hahn, Chris Holmes
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- September 02, 2012
It's not just Prince Harry or Michael Phelps. I've even seen this in person with my friends, on evenings when we've gathered for one of our regular naked drug roundtables.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 28, 2012
On Pinterest, people are free to share your pinned recipes, crafts, inspirational photos, etc. on their boards, and so on, at a rate of several billion times a second (probably). Got it? Okay, now here's where it gets weird.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- August 23, 2012
We do not necessarily approve of the use or even the manufacture of any of the following devices; we only feel a duty to alert you to their existence. Because they're insane.
- By Michael Record
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- August 03, 2012
It turns out that fighting real-life crime back in the day was more like a James Bond movie, if Q designed the weapons while drunk.
- By R. Jason Benson
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- August 01, 2012
The most baffling websites to look at and realize: There's a person behind this.
- By Ian Fortey
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- July 19, 2012
I'm here today to talk at you about problems. I've got my problems and you've got yours. In fact, I bet all of you smart, beautiful people have an inordinate amount of problems.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 06, 2012
At some point during the 21st century, society fully embraced the Internet, and comedy was forever changed for good and bad.
- By Gladstone
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- July 03, 2012
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