Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.
Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.
Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.
This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.
The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
You probably didn't realize that reboots happen to products also -- but they do, and they can be just as awful.
From Internet-ready refrigerators to cars that drive themselves no matter how drunk you are, there are some things we lose along the way, generally without even noticing.