Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.
Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.
Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.
This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.
How technology actually gets pirated is pretty ridiculous and infuriating.
The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
To protect this woman's, I will refer to her only as 'Mom,' because she is my mom.
Stealing has been around since the dawn of time, and, like most things, the Internet makes it easier.
You probably didn't realize that reboots happen to products also -- but they do, and they can be just as awful.
When it comes to shortcuts, the question to ask is: Is this shortcut worth taking because it's the smarter, more efficient way to do something, or am I really just being lazy?
From Internet-ready refrigerators to cars that drive themselves no matter how drunk you are, there are some things we lose along the way, generally without even noticing.
Here is some space age technology that is already within our grasp.