Cracked Archive - Tech

'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack
Zuck won't be happy about this one ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell
These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.
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- By Michael Dawson
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'TikTok' Teens Have Discovered Cybersquatting, Are Using Their New Power To Terrorize Frat Bros
Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed
Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...
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- By Michael Dawson
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Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage
From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)
'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'
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- By Cedric Voets
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New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines
Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Quibi Founder Reportedly Advised Ex-Workers To Listen To 'Trolls' Song Amid Layoffs
Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?
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- By Carly Tennes
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These Gadgets Make Working Out Way More Fun
Like the hidden broccoli of fitness.
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Hornball Origin Story of YouTube's Rise
Like most things, it started with someone just trying to see some boobs.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 WTF Tales From The Early Days Of The Internet
Just like the rest of us, the internet had some weird, awkward teenage years.
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- By Adam Wears
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Twitter Joke Shows Blindly Believing Google Is A Mistake
Why would Google give you such a weird and hilariously wrong answer?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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This Cool Device Lets You Perfectly Match Real Life Colors
It's the Photoshop eyedropper tool come to life.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Workout Gear While You're Working Out At Home
It's the one place that's still safe.
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- By CRACKED Store
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AmazonBasics Products Are Exploding Like The Printer On 'The Office'
Amazon looks a lot like Dunder Mifflin right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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