Cracked Archive - Tech

The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off

Governments like to lie about how crazy advanced their technology is.


Man Dies, Takes $190 Million Of Customers' Crypto With Him

The money is safe and secure, it's just that the guy who can get it just dropped dead.


4 Unexpected Ways Technology Is Policing Our Behavior

What an age we live in.


5 (More) Reasons Facebook Is Even Worse Then We Thought

Facebook is a useful birthday reminder service that keeps doing evil stuff.


The 16 Dumbest Ways People Freaked Over New Tech

Flipping your shit over amazing new technology is a longstanding tradition.


5 Shady Things You Had No Clue Your Favorite Apps Could Do

Facebook isn't the only tech giant that rewards our trust with reckless abandon.


Here Are The Dumb AF Things Tumblr Thinks Is 'Adult Content'

The hunt for naughty bits is on ... and it's going exactly as well as you'd expect.


5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For

Even the most innovative industry can be vulnerable to outright bad ideas.


Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)

Special chat software lets their employees see everything you're typing in real time -- not that they want you to know that.


Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)

What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?


The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip

Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.


5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely

That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.


19 Safety Items That Do Nothing To Make You Safer

Aside from making you feel a little safer, these safety measures do nothing.


It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find

Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.