Cracked Archive - Tech

Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)

What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?

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The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip

Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.

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5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely

That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.

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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find

Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.

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The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think

The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.

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Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World

Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.

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Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95

Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.

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The Incredible, Stupid, Gruesome Story Of The First Jet Pack

Every human dreams of flying, but not with wings, because that looks exhausting.

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The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia

Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.

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4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil

Tech bros never run out of terrible ideas.

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4 Companies That Tried Edgy PR Stunts Online (And Failed)

Social Media 101: Avoid these mistakes.

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Want To Beat Facial Recognition Tech? Dress Like a Juggalo

Apparently, the key to beating Big Brother is to look as crazy as possible forever.

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5 Disturbing Things About Dating Apps Nobody Told You

As if the act of dating itself weren't already frustrating beyond belief.

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Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now

These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them.

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6 Underreported Reasons Why Facebook Is Just The Worst

We don't want to sound like we're piling on, but we're absolutely going to pile on.

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