Cracked Archive - Tech
The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off
Governments like to lie about how crazy advanced their technology is.
- By E. Reid Ross, Phillip Brandvold, Aquiles Cacho
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- February 05, 2019
Man Dies, Takes $190 Million Of Customers' Crypto With Him
The money is safe and secure, it's just that the guy who can get it just dropped dead.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 04, 2019
6 Huge Companies Who Scammed Their Way To The Top
It's just good(?) business.
- By Roman Odarenko, Michael Battaglino, James Freeth, Casper Orens, Angel Summers
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- January 29, 2019
4 Unexpected Ways Technology Is Policing Our Behavior
What an age we live in.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 25, 2019
5 (More) Reasons Facebook Is Even Worse Then We Thought
Facebook is a useful birthday reminder service that keeps doing evil stuff.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 02, 2019
The 16 Dumbest Ways People Freaked Over New Tech
Flipping your shit over amazing new technology is a longstanding tradition.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 19, 2018
5 Shady Things You Had No Clue Your Favorite Apps Could Do
Facebook isn't the only tech giant that rewards our trust with reckless abandon.
- By Adam Wears
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- December 07, 2018
Here Are The Dumb AF Things Tumblr Thinks Is 'Adult Content'
The hunt for naughty bits is on ... and it's going exactly as well as you'd expect.
- By Adam Wears
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- December 05, 2018
5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For
Even the most innovative industry can be vulnerable to outright bad ideas.
- By Alex Hanton
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- December 05, 2018
Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)
Special chat software lets their employees see everything you're typing in real time -- not that they want you to know that.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 28, 2018
Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)
What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?
- By Adam Wears
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- November 08, 2018
The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip
Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.
- By Cedric Voets
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- October 22, 2018
5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely
That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.
- By Adam Wears
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- September 27, 2018
19 Safety Items That Do Nothing To Make You Safer
Aside from making you feel a little safer, these safety measures do nothing.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 20, 2018
It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find
Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 14, 2018
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