Cracked Archive - Tech

Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)

What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?


The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip

Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.


5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely

That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.


It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find

Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.


The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think

The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.


Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World

Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.


Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95

Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.


The Incredible, Stupid, Gruesome Story Of The First Jet Pack

Every human dreams of flying, but not with wings, because that looks exhausting.


The 6 Most Epically Pointless Arguments on Wikipedia

Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.


4 Internet Startups That Are Plain Evil

Tech bros never run out of terrible ideas.


4 Companies That Tried Edgy PR Stunts Online (And Failed)

Social Media 101: Avoid these mistakes.


Want To Beat Facial Recognition Tech? Dress Like a Juggalo

Apparently, the key to beating Big Brother is to look as crazy as possible forever.


5 Disturbing Things About Dating Apps Nobody Told You

As if the act of dating itself weren't already frustrating beyond belief.


Disney Is Apparently Making Robot Stuntmen Now

These animatronic stunt performers can fall with the best of them.


6 Underreported Reasons Why Facebook Is Just The Worst

We don't want to sound like we're piling on, but we're absolutely going to pile on.