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Stealing A Van Gogh Is Easy Now, Apparently
The painting as been released from quarantine.
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- By Luis Prada
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13 The Science Behind The Fear Our Brains Create For Us
Your brain is kind of a dick, but it means well.
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- By Kelly Stone
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News Stories That Got Eclipsed Right Now
Don't worry, we're still following the news for you.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Politicians Whose Pop Culture Ignorance Is Real (And Hilariously) Clear
Next time, just ask an intern to explain it to you.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Italian Mayors Have Leveled Up Their Response To Scofflaws
You are unprepared for the sheer volume of Italian pursed fingers hand gestures in this article.
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- By Luis Prada
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Weird Things That Are Gonna Be Mainstream Under COVID-19
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- By Lydia Bugg
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Coronavirus Q&A: Stay The Hell Inside
Be a real hero by sitting inside. It's literally the least you can do.
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- By Luis Prada
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Unpleasant Realizations About Society During Coronavirus
Other than us needing a LOT more sweatpants.
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- By Archie Grimm
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Goddamn It, Trump
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon
What a truly stupid historical epoch we're in.
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- By Mark Hill
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Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems
Travel should absolutely be limited at this point in time, but there's a bunch of ways little airplanes can help.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Coronavirus Porn Is Here
The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Facemasks Are Useless Against Coronavirus Conspiracy BS
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- By Daniel Dockery
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