Cracked Archive - News

2 New Shirts for GB Packers Fans and Punch-Drunk Satire

It's basically summer, right? Time to bust out the attire that tells people exactly what you think about everything.


Our 4 Favorite Shirts for 'Ninja Turtles' & 'Star Wars' Fans

You'll need all these shirts so people will know what you're into every day of the week.


5 Things I Learned as an Anonymous TSA Blogger

Two months ago, I revealed my identity to the world, and a friggin' 80-megaton media bomb went off.


5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

The police sure are generating some terrifying news stories these days, are they not?


The 6 Most Undeserving Lottery Winners in History

For most people winning the lottery means a life of living it easy. For these morons it meant a life of being a butthead.


Unpopular Opinion Podcast: Do Kids Prove We're Doomed?

'Children are the future' is a phrase that's taken on an increasingly terrifying meaning as the years have passed.


5 Famous Companies That Get More Hate Than They Deserve

Hate has always been a hot commodity. And these companies have cornered the market.


Unpopular Opinion Podcast: McDonald's Is Not Evil

Has McDonald's ever done anything worthy of our praise? Probably ...


6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of the Ukraine Revolt

Have you ever wondered what it's like to get so fed up with the system that you take to the streets armed with nothing but whatever random objects you can find around the house? We wondered that very thing, so we asked some people who did it.


5 Manly Things That Are Going Away Forever

I don't know how soon (people who write about future trends are not in fact claiming to be time-traveling wizards), but some staples of 'manliness' are going away forever.