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2 New Shirts for GB Packers Fans and Punch-Drunk Satire
It's basically summer, right? Time to bust out the attire that tells people exactly what you think about everything.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- May 05, 2014
Our 4 Favorite Shirts for 'Ninja Turtles' & 'Star Wars' Fans
You'll need all these shirts so people will know what you're into every day of the week.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- April 28, 2014
5 Things I Learned as an Anonymous TSA Blogger
Two months ago, I revealed my identity to the world, and a friggin' 80-megaton media bomb went off.
- By Jason Edward Harrington
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- April 20, 2014
5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)
The police sure are generating some terrifying news stories these days, are they not?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 17, 2014
The 6 Most Undeserving Lottery Winners in History
For most people winning the lottery means a life of living it easy. For these morons it meant a life of being a butthead.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 17, 2014
Unpopular Opinion Podcast: Do Kids Prove We're Doomed?
'Children are the future' is a phrase that's taken on an increasingly terrifying meaning as the years have passed.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 16, 2014
5 Famous Companies That Get More Hate Than They Deserve
Hate has always been a hot commodity. And these companies have cornered the market.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 10, 2014
Unpopular Opinion Podcast: McDonald's Is Not Evil
Has McDonald's ever done anything worthy of our praise? Probably ...
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 09, 2014
6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of the Ukraine Revolt
Have you ever wondered what it's like to get so fed up with the system that you take to the streets armed with nothing but whatever random objects you can find around the house? We wondered that very thing, so we asked some people who did it.
- By Robert Evans, Maidan Protesters, Yuliya Skatova, Alexey Karpovich
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- April 02, 2014
5 Manly Things That Are Going Away Forever
I don't know how soon (people who write about future trends are not in fact claiming to be time-traveling wizards), but some staples of 'manliness' are going away forever.
- By Jason Pargin
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- March 03, 2014
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