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5 Things I've Learned From Admitting I'm A Hipster
5 Things I've Learned From Admitting I'm A Hipster

I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.

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7 Signs of Old Age That Hit Most People When They're Young
7 Signs of Old Age That Hit Most People When They're Young

What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?

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6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics
6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics

Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.

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5 Ways 'The Fast and the Furious' Is Better Than You Realize
5 Ways 'The Fast and the Furious' Is Better Than You Realize

Take my hand as we parachute in our cars from a plane together.

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5 Ways Hollywood Action Movies Are Changing (For The Worse)
5 Ways Hollywood Action Movies Are Changing (For The Worse)

Gone are the days when an oily, muscle-bound ogre against a backdrop of flaming Soviet helicopters was enough to get people into a theater.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)

We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).

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5 Things You Didn't Know Are Signs Of Impending Danger
5 Things You Didn't Know Are Signs Of Impending Danger

Unfortunately not every dangerous situation has the theme Jaws to warn you.

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7 Insane Parenting Tips Real People Thought Were A Good Idea
7 Insane Parenting Tips Real People Thought Were A Good Idea

There are lots of people out there with experience raising their children safely, happily, and turning them into functioning adults. These tips are not from those people.

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12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)
12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)

We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).

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6 Awful Things You Learn During A Rabies Scare
6 Awful Things You Learn During A Rabies Scare

With today's modern medicine and techniques, rabies should be about as prevalent as smallpox, right? Not exactly. Here's why.

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5 Stories That Will Change Your Opinion Of Famous Companies
5 Stories That Will Change Your Opinion Of Famous Companies

It's been said that corporations are people. That being the case, it should come as no surprise that like so many of us, they have some skeletons hiding in their closets.

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5 Reasons It's Always Impossible To Take On Scientology
5 Reasons It's Always Impossible To Take On Scientology

How is it that a group almost universally accepted as a grifting cult could still be able to operate legally? The reasons are more diabolically genius than you think.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/30)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/30)

No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or insane headlines from the last week (or so).

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