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6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight
Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.
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- By Mark Oliver
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252 The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)
The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7)
The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)
The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24)
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)
The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)
The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)
The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Dumb Myths People Constantly Believe About Immigration
Whether you have a 'live and let live' approach or you're convinced that every person with a foreign accent is destroying this country from within, you're probably operating under some false assumptions about the issue.
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- By Chasen Shaw, Sahir Doshi
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
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- By Carolyn Burke
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