Cracked Archive - News
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)
The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
-
829
829 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)
The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 692
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)
The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 1020
6 Dumb Myths People Constantly Believe About Immigration
Whether you have a 'live and let live' approach or you're convinced that every person with a foreign accent is destroying this country from within, you're probably operating under some false assumptions about the issue.
- Authors
- By Chasen Shaw, Sahir Doshi
- Published
- Comments
- 657
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 1259
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 536
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 435
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 953
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 667
The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
- Authors
- By Carolyn Burke
- Published
- Comments
- 229
10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26
People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.
- Authors
- By Cracked Writers
- Published
- Comments
- 15
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)
The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.
- Authors
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 442
6 Insane Examples Of Modern Propaganda By Major Countries
Apparently Russia has a troll factory.
- Authors
- By Blair Dodge
- Published
- Comments
- 481
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)
The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'
- Authors
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 743
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)
The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified.
- Authors
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 802
