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14 Horrifying Accidents You Won't Believe People Escaped
Thanks to the Internet, we've learned that we live in a world of full of ordinary people with genitals too big for their pants.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 02, 2014
5 Viral Stories That Had Insane Twists After We All Moved On
There are plenty of viral sensations that took a screeching turn onto the Ohshitville Expressway shortly after we all shared them on Facebook and then promptly forgot about them.
- By Chris Rio, Tyler Johnson
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- September 30, 2014
19 Impossibly Badass Do-It-Yourself Projects
Remember back in the day when, even with the instructions, you couldn't build that Lego set? But there was that jerk who could just do it by looking at the box? Fast-forward to today, where IKEA is giving you all sorts of hell, and that kid now builds stupid awesome gadgets.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 28, 2014
5 Laws Everyone Would Hate (That the World Needs Anyway)
We aren't always happy about laws, but life requires rules and regulations, lest everything devolve into chaos and anarchy.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- September 26, 2014
22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)
Yes, we made these up. None of them are true. (Or are they?)
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 19, 2014
2 New Shirts for Thor, Tesla, and 'Neverending Story' Fans
Fall's coming, which means Halloween's coming, which means it's almost the perfect season for appreciating dark, badass fantasy.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- September 08, 2014
5 Ridiculous Myths About Air Travel You Probably Believe
his column's going to read like a goddamn paid advertisement for the airline industry, but this is what it's come to thanks to humankind.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- September 05, 2014
26 Dramatic Movies They'll Make About Modern History
If there's anything Hollywood does really well, it's making movies based on actual events that are almost completely B.S.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 05, 2014
7 Important Details Nobody Mentions About Ferguson
That business down in #Ferguson sure is Loonytown USA right now, yeah?
- By Cody Johnston
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- August 28, 2014
The 21 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Powerful People
The great Uncle Ben once said, 'With great power, comes great responsibility.' Some famous folks didn't get that memo, though.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 20, 2014
5 Insane Things I Learned as a Foreign Aid Worker
Mark Hipwood spent 15 years providing medical aid to isolated villages in the Pacific Islands. Cracked sat down with him to learn the pains, pitfalls, frustrations, and reams of B.S. that go along with trying to make the world a better place.
- By Robert Evans, Mark Hipwood
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- August 10, 2014
4 Deceptively Difficult Jobs Everyone Thinks They Can Do
Let's talk about a few of those 'jobs that aren't really jobs' that almost everyone assumes they can do.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 08, 2014
24 Things the CIA Is (Probably) Keeping From Us
Dear CIA, if any of these turn out to be correct, don't shoot the messenger. Send your operatives to the houses of our readers.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 25, 2014
4 Apocalyptic Scenarios You'd Probably Survive
If 'the big one' does hit sometime soon, there's a decent chance you'll come out the other side just fine.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 18, 2014
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