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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
- By Ted E.
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- June 02, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
- By Ted E.
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- May 26, 2015
The 5 Coolest Superpowers The Religious Right Thinks I Have
To get down on our knees and grovel over every little disaster we've caused would take all day; is it cool if we just apologize for the Top 5?
- By Belinda Carroll
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- May 22, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
- By Ted E.
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- May 19, 2015
21 Eerily Specific Pop Culture Predictions That Came True
Look, we don't want to go around telling folks that we think prophets are real and stuff but, you know, there certainly is compelling evidence.
- By AM Smiley
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- May 16, 2015
The 6 Most Clueless Assholes To Ever Exploit Tragedies
Cashing in always takes precedence over common decency.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- May 14, 2015
5 Insane Police Forces No One Ever Talks About
I didn't intend to write three columns in a row about police and/or criminals, it just sort of happened.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 14, 2015
13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
- By Ted E.
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- May 12, 2015
5 Reasons Police Have Probably Started The Next Civil War
Police sure are crazy in Baltimore, huh? Trick question! Police are crazy pretty much everywhere.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 07, 2015
6 People So Good At Sex They're Basically Magic
The best sex is always about timing.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 07, 2015
The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
- By Ted E.
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- May 05, 2015
6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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- May 03, 2015
7 World's Fairs That Became Utter Nightmares
As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- May 02, 2015
27 Famous Ads You Didn't Know Were Based on Blatant Lies
There's toeing the line of honesty and then there's blasting the truth away with a bazooka.
- By AM Smiley
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- May 02, 2015
The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
- By Ted E.
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- April 28, 2015
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