Cracked Archive - News

6 Dumb Myths The Media Spreads Every Holiday Season

There's no holiday tradition more universal than bunk news shared by worried grandmas and angry moralists.

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The Truth About That Conservative Lady On The Daily Show

Way to go, internet, you screwed up again.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)

The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.

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What Free Speech Doesn't Give You The Right To Say

The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.

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A Handy Field Guide To Spotting Awful World Leaders

Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.

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5 Signs Donald Trump Is Going To Hate The Next Four Years

The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.

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3 Things Killing American Democracy (That Aren't Trump)

Regardless of who got elected President this year, this election was a flat-out disaster for democracy.

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5 Reasons Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival

If you want to piss off an anxious person, just tell them to stay positive. Seriously, try it!

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/22/16)

Let's face it: These days, the news is less about information and more about turning people into outrage junkies.

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8 Huge Stories Nobody Paid Attention To In 2016

Or 'everything else big that happened that wasn't a presidential election.'

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No, Spies Aren't Using That Windowless Tower In New York

Many of you have probably never even noticed the giant nuclear-warhead-proof concrete obelisk that looms over downtown Manhattan -- it's easy to miss.

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The End Of Trump's Reign Could Be Way Sooner Than You Think

Remember this date: November 6, 2018.

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Dear Obama And Trump, Please Heal America (And Make Out)

For the sake of this country, Trump and Obama must have a forbidden tryst over the next two months.

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