While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.
Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
The DarkOverlord are trying their best to be a grandiose antagonist that you can almost see their fedoras and anime body pillows poking through their threats.
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Dear Kay Ivey: The internet never forgets.
The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?
What music fan with $12,000 to spare wouldn't jump at the chance to drop that on a chance to see Ja Rule? Ja Rule!