Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
Donald Trump has proven to be the T-1000 of presidential bids.
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.
Listen, McDonald's: No one has liked or even been somewhat amused by clowns in at least 40 years.
Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
An election that happened thousands of miles away is what deserves the bulk of our attention today.
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.