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While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.

• By Dan Hopper
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• May 13, 2017

Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• May 13, 2017

Trump firing Comey is like you defiling your neighbor's lawn, then having the ability to kick them out of their house for complaining about it.

• By Ian Fortey
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• May 11, 2017

The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• May 11, 2017

The DarkOverlord are trying their best to be a grandiose antagonist that you can almost see their fedoras and anime body pillows poking through their threats.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 09, 2017

Trump is showman, and North Korea has a long history of saying they're going to nuke whoever looks at them funny.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 08, 2017

At no cost whatsoever, we are providing these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.

• By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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• May 07, 2017

Dear Kay Ivey: The internet never forgets.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• May 06, 2017

The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• May 04, 2017

Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'

• By Mark Hill
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• May 04, 2017

I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?

• By Katie Goldin
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• May 01, 2017

Why the hell is it so difficult to make major changes to the healthcare system in America?

• By Charles Gaba
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• May 01, 2017

At no cost whatsoever, here are some completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.

• By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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• April 30, 2017

What music fan with $12,000 to spare wouldn't jump at the chance to drop that on a chance to see Ja Rule? Ja Rule!

• By Ian Fortey
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• April 29, 2017

Our ability to share massive amounts of information also means we can share massive amounts of garbage.

• By Jordan Breeding, Jesse Ward
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• April 28, 2017