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5 Lessons The 2016 Election Teaches Us About Sexual Assault
Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- November 02, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- November 01, 2016
All The Dumb Sh!t Trump Has Done As Nominee In One Mega-List
Donald Trump has proven to be the T-1000 of presidential bids.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 31, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 25, 2016
A Plea To McDonald's: It’s Time To Kill Ronald McDonald
Listen, McDonald's: No one has liked or even been somewhat amused by clowns in at least 40 years.
- By Ian Fortey
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- October 22, 2016
What You Should Know About Ken Bone
If you're like us and didn't know who he is or why he's famous, we've put together a simple FAQ to lay out everything you need to know about Ken Bone.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- October 19, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)
Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 18, 2016
Why It's Now Impossible To Satirize Donald Trump
Trump has sunk to the stinking depths of being unparodiable.
- By Ian Fortey
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- October 13, 2016
8 Less Known Trump Stories That’d Derail Any Other Campaign
This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- October 13, 2016
The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10-11)
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 11, 2016
The Problem With Calling Donald Trump A Nazi
A message to the people painting swastikas on Donald Trump signs this fall: We're gonna need you to be more specific.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- October 06, 2016
How WWIII Can Start In The Last Place You Expect (And Soon)
An election that happened thousands of miles away is what deserves the bulk of our attention today.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- October 06, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 04, 2016
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