Cracked Archive - News
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/7/17)
The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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651 The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity
This woman is a certifiable evil genius.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Giant Worm Was Found And It Turns Out, They're Very Common
Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm.
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- By Katie Goldin
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Southwest's Live In-Flight Music Is Cruel And Unusual
I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)
The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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Sophia The Terrifying Robot Gained Citizenship
This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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News Anchors Try Carolina Reaper Pepper And It's Pure Art
This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (11/1/17)
What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps
The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017)
NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Bunch Of Weed Delivered To An Innocent Couple On Accident
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly?
Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex
This panda is outta control!
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
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- By Katie Goldin
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KFC's Been Trolling Us For A While (And We Just Now Noticed)
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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