Cracked Archive - News

5 Lessons The 2016 Election Teaches Us About Sexual Assault

Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)

Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.

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All The Dumb Sh!t Trump Has Done As Nominee In One Mega-List

Donald Trump has proven to be the T-1000 of presidential bids.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)

Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.

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A Plea To McDonald's: It’s Time To Kill Ronald McDonald

Listen, McDonald's: No one has liked or even been somewhat amused by clowns in at least 40 years.

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What You Should Know About Ken Bone

If you're like us and didn't know who he is or why he's famous, we've put together a simple FAQ to lay out everything you need to know about Ken Bone.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)

Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.

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Why It's Now Impossible To Satirize Donald Trump

Trump has sunk to the stinking depths of being unparodiable.

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8 Less Known Trump Stories That’d Derail Any Other Campaign

This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.

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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10-11)

Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.

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The Problem With Calling Donald Trump A Nazi

A message to the people painting swastikas on Donald Trump signs this fall: We're gonna need you to be more specific.

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How WWIII Can Start In The Last Place You Expect (And Soon)

An election that happened thousands of miles away is what deserves the bulk of our attention today.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)

While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.

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