What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'
On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power.
Here are some completely true facts to spice up your small talk with your weekly nude Scrabble group.
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.
This is a marathon, not a sprint. The finish line is miles away, even if social media is claiming that it's right in front of you.
What a week to be burdened with literacy and a conscience.
Here's your weekly dose of completely true facts that will make you look brilliant to your buddies in your weekly knitting club.
Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.