Cracked Archive - News
Foldable Phones, Smart Porn, And Other Breaking Tech News
Here’s what the machines are up to, this week.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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73 Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs
We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.
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- By Adam Wears
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Baby Groot Isn't Groot, And Other Startling Hollywood News
We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Birth Control Pills For Men & More Life-Changing Health News
Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News
All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed
Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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6 Reporters Who Didn’t Do The Research (And Paid The Price)
It's so much easier to assume Reddit got it right.
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- By James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, S. Aslam
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Crazy Conspiracy Theories That Sane People Believe Right Now
You’re going to need to stock up on tinfoil, for this one.
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- By Scott Laffey
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Peele, Phoenix, Pryde, And Other Breaking Hollywood News
Hollywood has been just super busy, guys.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy)
Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.
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- By Adam Wears
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Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News
This is what’s good and bad for you until the scientists change their minds again.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Amy, Carrey, Spacey, And Other Celebs Making News Right Now
All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.
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- By Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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18 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
Jumpstart your interestingness game with some sweet, sweet facts.
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- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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Donald Trump's 6 Very Real, Very Insane Tips For A Good Life
What a rich source of lifestyle advice he would be, if only he'd share this with us.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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Space Cars, Xenomorphs, And Other Weird News You Missed
It’s even weirder than you think, out there.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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