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5 Facts That Will Change How You Think Of Terrorism
5 Facts That Will Change How You Think Of Terrorism

What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'

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We're Ending The 'Covfefe' Thing Right Now. You're Welcome.
We're Ending The 'Covfefe' Thing Right Now. You're Welcome.

On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/6/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/6/17)

Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/11/2017)
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/11/2017)

We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power.

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More Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification
More Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification

Here are some completely true facts to spice up your small talk with your weekly nude Scrabble group.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)

The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.

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When Politics Can't Stop The Good Guys From Winning
When Politics Can't Stop The Good Guys From Winning

It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.

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Your Anti-Trump Efforts Are Working
Your Anti-Trump Efforts Are Working

This is a marathon, not a sprint. The finish line is miles away, even if social media is claiming that it's right in front of you.

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A Simple Explanation Of Trump's Russia Scandal
A Simple Explanation Of Trump's Russia Scandal

What a week to be burdened with literacy and a conscience.

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10 Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification
10 Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification

Here's your weekly dose of completely true facts that will make you look brilliant to your buddies in your weekly knitting club.

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There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters
There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters

Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.

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7 Weird Side Effects Of President Trump (Nobody Saw Coming)
7 Weird Side Effects Of President Trump (Nobody Saw Coming)

The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.

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Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy
Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy

Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.

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