Cracked Archive - News
What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'
- By Adam Pilarski
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- June 02, 2017
On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- June 01, 2017
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- June 01, 2017
We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power.
- By Matt Gallagher, Randall Maynard, Andres Diplotti
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- May 30, 2017
Here are some completely true facts to spice up your small talk with your weekly nude Scrabble group.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- May 28, 2017
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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- May 25, 2017
It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 23, 2017
This is a marathon, not a sprint. The finish line is miles away, even if social media is claiming that it's right in front of you.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 22, 2017
What a week to be burdened with literacy and a conscience.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 21, 2017
Here's your weekly dose of completely true facts that will make you look brilliant to your buddies in your weekly knitting club.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- May 21, 2017
Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.
- By Robert Evans
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- May 20, 2017
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 18, 2017
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
- By Justin Crockett
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- May 16, 2017
Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- May 14, 2017
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