Cracked Archive - News
I Was A Professional 9/11 Truther (And I Gave It Up)
We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.
- By Robert Evans, Adam Wears, Charlie Veitch
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- June 19, 2016
5 "Geniuses" Who Drove Their Legacies Into the Ground
When Gawker has legitimate criticism of you, that's saying something.
- By Ryan Holiday
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- June 18, 2016
How Our Reaction To The Stanford Rapist Was Insane
Once every couple of months, the quarreling masses of the internet put aside their differences for just a moment to completely and thoroughly ruin a person's life.
- By Robert Evans
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- June 15, 2016
6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight
Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.
- By Mark Oliver
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- June 15, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)
The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- June 14, 2016
6 Ways You Didn't Realize Ronald Reagan Ruined The Country
If you ask me, Ronald Reagan was absolutely the worst president this country has elected to date.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 09, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7)
The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- June 07, 2016
I AM Compensating For Something: A Bodybuilder Speaks Out
Bodybuilding addiction: When you become stronger and weaker at the same time.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- June 04, 2016
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)
The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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- May 31, 2016
5 Bizarre Social Media Accounts Way Too Many People Follow
@hopeless is the 'Woe is me' Twitter account you've sought for the entirety of your miserable life.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 26, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24)
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 24, 2016
5 Ways The U.S. Is Awful (But Other Countries Are Way Worse)
Even though things seem to be taking a turn for the terrifying here in the United States, we still got it pretty good.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 19, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)
The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 17, 2016
20 Good Reasons To Never Trust The Media Again
Did you know Steve Jobs died in 2008? No? Good job never watching the news.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 11, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)
The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 10, 2016
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