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5 Signs Donald Trump Is Going To Hate The Next Four Years
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- December 01, 2016
Signs Of A Creepy Government Conspiracy At Standing Rock
- By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee
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- December 01, 2016
Stuff The Media Reports As True, Side By Side With The Truth
Never stop being you, news media.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 30, 2016
3 Things Killing American Democracy (That Aren't Trump)
Regardless of who got elected President this year, this election was a flat-out disaster for democracy.
- By Alex Schmidt
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- November 28, 2016
5 Reasons Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival
If you want to piss off an anxious person, just tell them to stay positive. Seriously, try it!
- By David Wong
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- November 22, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/22/16)
Let's face it: These days, the news is less about information and more about turning people into outrage junkies.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- November 22, 2016
8 Huge Stories Nobody Paid Attention To In 2016
Or 'everything else big that happened that wasn't a presidential election.'
- By Nimby Smith
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- November 20, 2016
No, Spies Aren't Using That Windowless Tower In New York
Many of you have probably never even noticed the giant nuclear-warhead-proof concrete obelisk that looms over downtown Manhattan -- it's easy to miss.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- November 19, 2016
The End Of Trump's Reign Could Be Way Sooner Than You Think
Remember this date: November 6, 2018.
- By Robert Evans
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- November 17, 2016
Dear Obama And Trump, Please Heal America (And Make Out)
For the sake of this country, Trump and Obama must have a forbidden tryst over the next two months.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- November 16, 2016
3 Notes To Myself Now That Trump Is President
This is a promise about myself, to myself, which I hope some people will find valuable. Thanks for reading.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- November 15, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/15/16)
Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- November 15, 2016
Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election
There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- November 12, 2016
What Canada Thinks Of You Threatening To Move There
Canada is not your safety school.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 10, 2016
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