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5 Signs Donald Trump Is Going To Hate The Next Four Years

The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.

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3 Things Killing American Democracy (That Aren't Trump)

Regardless of who got elected President this year, this election was a flat-out disaster for democracy.

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5 Reasons Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival

If you want to piss off an anxious person, just tell them to stay positive. Seriously, try it!

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/22/16)

Let's face it: These days, the news is less about information and more about turning people into outrage junkies.

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8 Huge Stories Nobody Paid Attention To In 2016

Or 'everything else big that happened that wasn't a presidential election.'

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No, Spies Aren't Using That Windowless Tower In New York

Many of you have probably never even noticed the giant nuclear-warhead-proof concrete obelisk that looms over downtown Manhattan -- it's easy to miss.

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The End Of Trump's Reign Could Be Way Sooner Than You Think

Remember this date: November 6, 2018.

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Dear Obama And Trump, Please Heal America (And Make Out)

For the sake of this country, Trump and Obama must have a forbidden tryst over the next two months.

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3 Notes To Myself Now That Trump Is President

This is a promise about myself, to myself, which I hope some people will find valuable. Thanks for reading.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/15/16)

Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now.

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Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election

There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.

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What Canada Thinks Of You Threatening To Move There

Canada is not your safety school.

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