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Delete Your Account, Elon Musk
Elon Musk needs to take a break from, just, like, everything.
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- By Adam Wears
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59 Even If You're Dead, PayPal Will Threaten To Sue You
Before you pay the piper, PayPal wants its cut first.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Insanely Weird Things Going On Right Now (Check Your Pool)
You’re going to want to check this before doing literally any summer activity.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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The Most Bizarrely Corrupt Guy In Trump's Cabinet Just Quit
Goodbye, Scott Pruitt.
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- By Cedric Voets
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White Walkers, Willy Wonka, & Other Breaking Hollywood News
White Walker Willy Wonka is a movie we’d 100 percent go to see.
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- By Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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That Sarah Sanders Restaurant Story Is (80 Years) Old News
It happened in the 1930s, it happened last week, it'll keep happening.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Cockroach Milk Smoothies & Other Weird Health News [IMAGES]
Here’s what’s good for you (or bad for you) this week.
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- By Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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The British Media Just Fell For The Dumbest Trolling Ever
When parody Twitter accounts making a dumb jokes about soccer become a national crisis.
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- By Adam Wears
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Rodman's Role, Ariana's Rock, & Other Fresh Celebrity News
We’ve got your celebrity updates, right here.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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18 Amazingly Interesting Facts To Stick In Your Brain
We're here to catch you up on all the interesting stuff you should know.
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- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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Inside The Dumb Plan To Split California Into Three States
Cal 3 is promising to be the dumbest border screw-up we've ever seen.
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- By Adam Wears
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How A Souvenir Started A Panic At The Trump-Kim Summit
Overall, the conference-y of dunces went pretty smoothly. Or so you think.
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- By Adam Wears
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Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News
It’s super weird out there, you guys.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Stop Calling Swatting 'Pranks,' Media
You don't bring violence to someone's doorstep for the lulz.
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- By Cedric Voets
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More Rick And Morty, Less Roseanne, & Other Hollywood News
All the entertainment news you need to know right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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