We talked to Muhammad about living in a sneak preview of a horrifying Skynet future. Here's what we learned.
Is the Electoral College a useful check built in for good reasons, or is it an antiquated and insane system that is a stain on our national honor, like the Nielsen ratings system?
The weekly news cycle is like a fast food restaurant ball pit -- colorful, exciting, and surprisingly full of crap.
There's no holiday tradition more universal than bunk news shared by worried grandmas and angry moralists.
As crazy as 2016 was, a lot of great things did happen.
Way to go, internet, you screwed up again.
Scientists say a lot of scary, crazy stuff, man.
The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.
The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.
Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
Never stop being you, news media.
Regardless of who got elected President this year, this election was a flat-out disaster for democracy.