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4 Supervillain-Tier Acts Of Evil By Famous Companies
In Michigan, Nestle pays a whopping $200 a year in exchange for siphoning over 400 gallons of water per minute. Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes.
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- By Alex Hanton
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47 Livestream of A Stop Sign No One Actually Stops Is All The Rage On 'Twitch'
Stop at stop signs -- or face getting roasted on Twitch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jessica Walter, Famed For 'Arrested Development,' 'Archer' Roles Dies
The actress was 80 years old.
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- By Carly Tennes
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12 Headlines That Sound Like They’re From A Parallel Universe
Goodbye EGOTting, hello ROing.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Man Loses Winning Lottery Ticket Worth More Than $1 Million, Finds it Again In Parking Lot
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Reportedly Finds Shrimp Tails, Possibly Rat Droppings, In Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal
They're magically shrimp-licious?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Arrested For Breaking Into Elephant Habitat With Young Daughter For a Selfie
No elephants were harmed as a result of this break-in.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Big Companies That Shot Themselves In The Foot
Many failing companies now hold their heads in their hands and cry in regret over how they came SO close to owning it all.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Don't Change Your Name to 'Salmon' For Free Sushi, Taiwanese Official Warns
Free sushi — it's that good.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Serial Stowaway' Arrested for 22nd Time at Chicago Airport
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Drag Race' Star Rock M. Sakura Opens Up About Working as a Sex Worker After Massage Parlor Attack
The 'RuPaul's Drag Race' favorite didn't hold back.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Florida Man Arrested For Pretending To Be in the Wu-Tang Clan, Defrauding Hotels
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- By Carly Tennes
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You're Pronouncing St. Patrick's Day Wrong
... at least if you're American.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nebraska Instates Pro-Meat Day To Spite Colorado's Meatless Day
Talk about beef ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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12 Incredibly Weird Yet Real Recent Headlines
Sometimes, zookeeping is a profession that calls for surprising audacity.
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- By Andrea Meno
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