The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.
You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.
As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.