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'Umbrella Guy' Smashing Windows At George Floyd Protest Is Allegedly A White Supremacist
There are people who pretend to be a part of BLM, but are actually white supremacists. Unfortunately, not all of them can be identified by their umbrellas.
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- By Dan Duddy
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90 Uh, Maybe Don't Listen To The Demon Sperm Lady
Before conservative Americans start declaring themselves Immanuelsexuals, they might wanna look into what else she believes.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Enough With Empty Social Media Challenges Already
We've fallen far from the halcyon days of the Ice Bucket Challenge.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Extremely Random Groups Helping Out In All This
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- By Andrea Meno
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Hey, Let's Ditch Black Friday This Year
It's about time Walmart and Target employees got off on Thanksgiving, but that's not nearly enough.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Local News Is Giving Time To COVID Conspiracy Theorists
And now, some complete bullshit.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Vegan Held A Bus Hostage To ... Promote A Joaquin Phoenix Documentary?
We did it, everyone: We found the worst vegan.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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A 'Wacky' MRA Lawsuit Guy Shot A Judge's Family; Maybe We Should Stop Indulging This
Maybe we should start taking them seriously?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Trolling The GOP With Her Wigs?
This is the tan suit all over again, but on purpose.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Eerie Deaths That Have Unsatisfying Official Explanations
Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)
QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Real Lawsuits That Sound Like Hilarious Madness
Sometimes, the silliest disputes can become real legal matters.
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- By Israel SH, Andrea Meno, Sarah Philip, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui
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Ugh. Not Now, Banksy
There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now
The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Reasons The News Feels Like A Crapshoot
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- By Maggie Clancy
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