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Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown
What is love if not playing cruel tricks on your beloved and laughing when they pee?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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0 Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster
How can we have a 'best dog,' really?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots
Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'
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- By Amanda Mannen
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6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead
Plenty of tech giants have been punished for their scams by ... uh ... getting even richer.
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- By Alex Hanton
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At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?
Colorful boom-booms are a sight to behold, but we kinda worry about the untrained copycat fireworks enthusiast.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks
Isn't it kind of weird that your boss can decide whether you die of cancer?
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- By E.M. Caris
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Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy
Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.
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- By James Freeth
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Media Scandals From Around The World (That Make America Look Sane)
Media vs. government. Whoever wins, we lose.
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Abraham Mireles
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Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?
Listening to your customers? Why would anyone do that?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back
Ignore the cookies. Suck the cream.
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- By Luis Prada
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Popeyes Is Selling Clothing Now (And It's Kinda Rad?)
High-end fashion coming from high-end chickenistas
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The World's Worst Cat Has Been Adopted, Proving We All Deserve Love
No matter what a nightmare you are, someone will love you.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Government Is Coming For Your Alternative Milks
Virginia is for lovers (and militant views on what is and isn't 'milk')
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Backwards Companies Who Think It's The Fifties
The business world is far from perfect.
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- By Diego C., Nicholas Vrchoticky, Michael Battaglino
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Elon Musk's New EDM Single Is, Thankfully, Terrible
Much to everyone's relief, it turns out Elon Musk is not a musical comedy genius.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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