Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
Good news, everyone! The Plaza Hotel in New York has heard your vehement, rabid, horny calls for a 'Home Alone 2'-inspired getaway.
We’ve got your dinner conversation covered.
Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.
Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'
With so many news sources shouting for your attention, it's hard to figure out what's truly important.
Dwayne Johnson is the B-movie action here we need today.
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.
I would rather see Zack Snyder's 'Justice League' than whatever Frankenstein monster the stitched-together Zack Snyder / Joss Whedon 'Justice League' has turned out to be.
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
We feel that we can do Mario justice.