Losing Keys Is An Old Person's Game

If you're tired of constantly forgetting your keys, locking yourself out, or just using a system that's literally ancient, you can do something about that.

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Does the conversational ice ever feel thicker than an antarctic ice berg? Do you ever feel like meeting new people is like talking a very awkward brick wall? Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat at the mere thought of attending a party with friends of friends of friends?

Not us, we never leave the house. But if we DID, we'd highly recommend arming yourself with some fun bits of trivia to help you break the ice in conversations.

Don't worry, your friends here at Cracked have you covered. That's why we assembled more than a dozen fun little factoids that will absolutely annihilate the next akward silence you encounter.

For example, did you know Krabby Patties in Spongebob actually contain NO meat? Conversely, the first meal ever eaten on the moon included bacon squares, peaches and coffee. Frankly, that sounds delightful.

To honor a 1992 Simpsons episode, Homer was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame – about 25 years later. Here’s the full story, plus 12 others:

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