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Cracked News The TV Academy has revoked Andrew Cuomo's Emmy in light of his harassment accusations. co SE AY SU BW NIDING TODAY FOR A BETTER TOWORROW TH AV Said the Academy, This behavior won't be ignored by the entertainment industry. At least not at those ratings. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News A Tesla using a partially-automated drive system smashed into a police car this weekend. Which means we're only like, a year away from the first automated high speed chase. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News Miami police are combatting violent and unruly spring break crowds with an 8 pm curfew. Said a guy on his 16th White Claw, You heard 'em fellas! Gettin' late! CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News China has accused the US of politicizing the investigation into COVID-19's origins. Which feels like calling a store to complain about a guy that already got fired. What do you want, a gift card? CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News 36 Navajo Nation communities have been identified as having uncontrolled COVID spread. Though it's hard to blame them for not trusting the US government when it comes to diseases and pieces of fabric. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News Birds of prey numbers worldwide are in decline due to habitat loss and toxic substances. And this is a problem... why? asked mice. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News PNC has raised their base wages to $18 an hour. It's still not exactly what workers wanted, which was 15 minutes in the vault. No cameras. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News Amazon is teaming up with Affirm to offer a a buy-now-pay-later option. K11 LK689969611 200 the It's like loan sharking, but your knees only get broken if you work in their warehouse. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally has been linked to 178 cases of COVID across 5 states. If they ever make a movie about the outbreak, they can call it Wheezy Rider. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News The CEO of T-Mobile apologized this week for a recent hack of user data. He acknowledged how embarassing it must have been for users when it was revealed they had T-Mobile. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News McDonald's has removed milkshakes from the menu in Britain due to supply issues. Which sucks, because they FINALLY fixed the ice cream machine. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News China is limiting children to 3 hours of online gaming per week. So settle in, Peach. It's gonna be a while. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News Animals in the Detroit Zoo are receiving a vaccine to defend against COVID-19. The animal they're most worried about? The Lions, because they can't defend against #&@*. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News The Boston Public Library was hit by a cyberattack earlier this week. d I'm surprised it made the news. You'd think they tried to keep it quiet. CRACKED.COM

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Cracked News A new health agency has been launched to encourage hospitals to cut their carbon emissions. Said the hospitals, Hey, can We talk about this later? CRACKED.COM

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