Cracked Archive - News

Trump Fleeing After Being Mocked Is Objectively Funny

Winners don't get laughed at, duh!


5 Boldly Moronic Schemes (That Somehow Worked)

You almost have to respect the level of planning it took to devise these foolproof capers.


5 Surreal Coincidences In Recent News Stories

Who writes this stuff?


Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money!

If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.


6 Badass Children Who Stared Down Danger (And Won)

These kids would make most adults feel inadequate.


5 Ways Trump Is, Unfortunately, A Genius

As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.


10 Cool Things That Are Finally Available On Streaming Sites

Disney and Apple's new streaming services have launched and seven or 8 new services are probably on the way.


4 Underreported Dark Secrets Of Buying Stuff Online

These services still have a few glaring flaws that should really be addressed.


Hey USA: I Live In Chile, And My Country Is Exploding

And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime.


Yo, Don't Act Like A POS Over The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

Sadly, harassing fast food workers is never off the menu.


5 Chilling Disaster Scenarios Mankind Just Barely Avoided

Things could always be much, much worse.


5 Ruthless Trolls Who Used Their Powers For Good

What if Batman was just some guy?


The OK Sign And History's Garbage Use Of 'Ironic' Racism

Here's what's going on.


5 Social Media Screw-Ups That Made The Powerful Look Stupid

Some of the world's most successful people aren't great at the dang Facetweets.


5 Huge News Stories The Media Straight-Up Forgot About

Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.