Cracked Archive - News

Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!

• By Cedric Voets
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• March 09, 2020

Like nature's consolation prize.

• By Kelly Stone
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• March 08, 2020

Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• March 08, 2020

The way these debates are held today renders them almost completely pointless.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• March 05, 2020

• By Amanda Mannen
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• March 04, 2020

This is how you treat man's best friend.

• By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko
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• March 03, 2020

It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.

• By Luis Prada
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• March 02, 2020

Progressive policies actually work quite well in the rest of the world.

• By Adam Wears
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• March 02, 2020

See? Sometimes drones can be good.

• By Kelly Stone
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• March 01, 2020

There's a lot of great memories attached to the Costco food court, and that's all about to go behind a paywall.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• February 26, 2020

Slam your genitals in as many consenting drawers as you want, but don't pretend it's making them cleaner.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• February 26, 2020

Just look at these asses.

• By Cedric Voets
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• February 26, 2020

To those about to beef: We salute you.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• February 21, 2020

It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.

• By Jason Pargin
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• February 20, 2020

There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• February 19, 2020