Psst... want to know some things?
The kindest thing you can say about 2018 is that it was definitely a year.
Now that’s how you do a birther conspiracy theory.
Be prepared to deploy your tinfoil hat.
'I am a person who is extremely knowledgeable about the law.'
Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.
Sometimes provocateurs will attempt a stunt that backfires so hard that it actually proves their enemies right.
Turns out you don’t need to be a reptile to secretly rule the world.
Here's a handy guide, because new conspiracy theories are created every day.