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How Did The 'Dilbert' Guy's Brain Melt?
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- By Mark Hill
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110 Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"
Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In
Warning: The stuff you're about to read is really scary.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Term "Bone" Was Banned At Recent Paleontology Conference
And attendees had a b*** to pick.
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- By Carly Tennes
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So, The LAX Jetpack Guy Is Back
He's back, and jet-packier than ever?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Giant Bomb Trends On Twitter, Scaring Unsuspecting Users, Amusing Fans
This is 2020, after all.
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- By Carly Tennes
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A TikToker Put an Egg In A Keurig Machine, Bringing 2020 To A New Low
Why? Just why?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get
Legend has it that if you leave your subway card and first born child at the shrine, your train *just might* arrive on time for once...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie
Here comes the bride, all dressed in, lingerie made from her mother's wedding gown?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese
At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
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- By Jason Pargin
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Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)
The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck
Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree
Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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