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Trump Asked Kid Rock What To Do About North Korea
Sir, are you worried about the possibility that Kim Jong-Un may up jump the boogie?
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28 Senator Ted Cruz Threw A Perfect Entitled Airport Temper Tantrum
Teddy wanty ticky! Teddy wanty ticky!
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15 Interesting Facts To Read Instead Of Doing Work
Come procrastinate with us.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts About Food, Bugs, and Bugs That Are Food
Bon appétit!
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A Michael Jackson Musical Is Going On Tour: Yikes
No, they don't talk about it.
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Amy Schumer Wants Zelenskyy On The Oscars For Some Reason
Wow, he'll be so PUMPED to get that invite!
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The Only Thing Worse Than Traffic Is Traffic With Bees
Oh, great. Bees.
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13 Boredom Crushing Trivia Tidbits
Knowledge truly is power – at least, the power to seem pretty sharp.
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15 Bits of Trivia That Will Stave Off The Darkness For A Little While Longer
We finally know what Cinderella's ears look like.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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Doritos: The Latest Victim Of Inflation
A green paper butterfly flaps its wings and now I have 5 less chips.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Facts To Collect Like Infinity Stones
Not everything in Australia wants to kill us.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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15 Facts About History, Animals, and Muppets
Cookie Monster's first name isn't "Cookie?"
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Why The Senate's Plan For Getting Rid Of Daylight Savings Time Actually Sucks
We're finally doing something that's long overdue, in the worst way possible!
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Worst Possible Take On Ukraine Says Zelenskyy Should Wear A Suit
My decrepit ancestors would never have trusted a man whose biceps they can see!
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15 Travel Sized Facts That Are Perfect For On-The-Go
No one starts life harder than a baby bat.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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