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Trump Fleeing After Being Mocked Is Objectively Funny
Winners don't get laughed at, duh!
- By Luis Prada
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- December 05, 2019
5 Boldly Moronic Schemes (That Somehow Worked)
You almost have to respect the level of planning it took to devise these foolproof capers.
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Michael Battaglino, Christian Markle, W.H. Thomas
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- December 04, 2019
5 Surreal Coincidences In Recent News Stories
Who writes this stuff?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- December 01, 2019
Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money!
If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.
- By Jason Pargin
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- November 28, 2019
6 Badass Children Who Stared Down Danger (And Won)
These kids would make most adults feel inadequate.
- By Christian Markle
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- November 26, 2019
5 Ways Trump Is, Unfortunately, A Genius
As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 22, 2019
10 Cool Things That Are Finally Available On Streaming Sites
Disney and Apple's new streaming services have launched and seven or 8 new services are probably on the way.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 21, 2019
4 Underreported Dark Secrets Of Buying Stuff Online
These services still have a few glaring flaws that should really be addressed.
- By Mark Hill
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- November 15, 2019
Hey USA: I Live In Chile, And My Country Is Exploding
And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- November 07, 2019
Yo, Don't Act Like A POS Over The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
Sadly, harassing fast food workers is never off the menu.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 01, 2019
5 Chilling Disaster Scenarios Mankind Just Barely Avoided
Things could always be much, much worse.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- November 01, 2019
5 Ruthless Trolls Who Used Their Powers For Good
What if Batman was just some guy?
- By Nathan Williams
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- October 21, 2019
The OK Sign And History's Garbage Use Of 'Ironic' Racism
Here's what's going on.
- By Mark Hill
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- October 18, 2019
5 Social Media Screw-Ups That Made The Powerful Look Stupid
Some of the world's most successful people aren't great at the dang Facetweets.
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Alan Corcoran, RG Jordan, H. Briggs
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- October 07, 2019
5 Huge News Stories The Media Straight-Up Forgot About
Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.
- By Mark Hill
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- October 04, 2019
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