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Nature Is Healing: The Juggalos Will Gather Once Again
Grab your Faygo and face paint, friends ...
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3 People Keep Hanging Hammocks On Power Lines
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Lake Tahoe Shut Down Amid Chipmunk-Driven Plague Concerns
We always knew Chip and Dale were up to no good …
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Iceberg At Titanic Museum Collapses, Injuring Three
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6 Things A Soldier Learns Dodging Taliban Rockets All Day
America's War in Afghanistan is set to officially end this month, after 20 years. We talked to a couple soldiers deployed there.
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5 Shocking Everyday Things Made By Prisoners
Everyone from murderers to unfortunate souls who get caught with a little stash of weed has the chance of becoming a source of free labor,
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Amid Surge of Unruly Passengers, Flight Attendants Flock To Take Self Defense Courses
Don't mess with flight attendants ...
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Dutch Teen Who Rode on Blue Origin Flight Told Jeff Bezos He Never Ordered From Amazon
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Laughs At Question Referencing Dead Children
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Facebook Doesn't Kill People, People and Deadly Viruses Kill People, President Biden Clarifies
Despite President Joe Biden's bold campaign promises of “no malarkey" throughout his 2020 campaign, it seems the American people can still have a little malarkey as a treat.
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No, The Tokyo Olympics Does Not Have 'Anti-Sex' Beds, Athletes, Reporters Say
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Sen. Lindsey Graham: 'I Will Go To War' For Chick-fil-A
“I want everyone in South Carolina and across America to know I have Chick fil-A’s back,” he wrote.
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Report: Trump-Branded 'Freedom Phone' May Actually Be Budget Device From Asia
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, a MAGA phone?
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Dogecoin's Co-Founder Says Crypto Is Like A Pyramid Scheme
Doge's co-creator doesn't feel "very wow" about the crypto he helped invent.
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