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55 Of The Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes
55 Of The Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes

Sometimes crimes are so strange investigators remain unable to crack them, no matter how many years go by.

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Kayakers Englufed by Humpback Whale, Live To Tell The Tale
Kayakers Englufed by Humpback Whale, Live To Tell The Tale

Remember, folks, the ocean can be really scary!

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TikTok Astrologer Predicted This Entire Mess A Month Ago
TikTok Astrologer Predicted This Entire Mess A Month Ago

The projections may not know, but maybe the stars will?

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Titanic Shipwreck Vacations Are Now A Thing
Titanic Shipwreck Vacations Are Now A Thing

This trip will take you near, far, or wherever, exactly the famous shipwreck lies, all for the low low price of $125,000

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Every Episode of Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting' is Now Free Online
Every Episode of Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting' is Now Free Online

Because let's face it -- 'Autumn Fantasy' is certifiably better than Autumn reality right about now.

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The Internet Roasts Amanda Knox For Uncomfortable Joke
The Internet Roasts Amanda Knox For Uncomfortable Joke

Just what we needed today -- more internet dumpster fires!

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Can This Just Be Over Yet?
Can This Just Be Over Yet?

Happy (?) Election Wednesday, my dudes!

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Correction: Celebrity Chef Alton Brown is the Other Twitter Hero We Need Today
Correction: Celebrity Chef Alton Brown is the Other Twitter Hero We Need Today

*Grabs Twinkies, Spaghetti-O's and a bottle of Jager*

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The Internet Roasts The Kardashians Again Over Another Tone-Deaf Birthday Party
The Internet Roasts The Kardashians Again Over Another Tone-Deaf Birthday Party

It's getting hard to keep up with the the Kardashian's kontinous koronavirus parties ...

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 Michelle Yeoh Wielding -- and Being -- a Sword is The Twitter Savior We Need Today
Michelle Yeoh Wielding -- and Being -- a Sword is The Twitter Savior We Need Today

Because let's face it, we need all the butt-kicking femme fatale energy we can get today.

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Russian 'Sausage King' Murdered With Crossbow In Sauna
Russian 'Sausage King' Murdered With Crossbow In Sauna

If you're dubbed the king of anything, you may want to invest in better security -- take it from the Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic.

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Concordia University in Michigan's Acronym Merch Is An Internet Mystery For The Ages
Concordia University in Michigan's Acronym Merch Is An Internet Mystery For The Ages

Because nothing screams school spirit like wearing Concordia University in Michigan's acronym in a glittery heart across your chest -- on a hoodie.

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You Can't Rage Against The Machine (When You're, GASP, The Machine)
You Can't Rage Against The Machine (When You're, GASP, The Machine)

The moral of 2020: when you're in control of everything, it's smart business to pretend you aren't.

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From Joe Exotic to a Sexy Mail-In Ballot: A Comprehensive Ranking of 2020's Most Absurd Halloween Costumes
From Joe Exotic to a Sexy Mail-In Ballot: A Comprehensive Ranking of 2020's Most Absurd Halloween Costumes

You know what they say? When life gives you Murder Hornets and 'Tiger King,' make sexy Halloween costumes?

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