Remember, folks, the ocean can be really scary!
The projections may not know, but maybe the stars will?
Because let's face it -- 'Autumn Fantasy' is certifiably better than Autumn reality right about now.
Just what we needed today -- more internet dumpster fires!
*Grabs Twinkies, Spaghetti-O's and a bottle of Jager*
It's getting hard to keep up with the the Kardashian's kontinous koronavirus parties ...
Because let's face it, we need all the butt-kicking femme fatale energy we can get today.
If you're dubbed the king of anything, you may want to invest in better security -- take it from the Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic.
Because nothing screams school spirit like wearing Concordia University in Michigan's acronym in a glittery heart across your chest -- on a hoodie.
The moral of 2020: when you're in control of everything, it's smart business to pretend you aren't.
You know what they say? When life gives you Murder Hornets and 'Tiger King,' make sexy Halloween costumes?