Cracked Archive - News

NYPD Gets Weird Poops, Claims Shake Shack 'Poisoned' Them

Get over yourself: They’re conspiring to poison all of us.

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How Cops In Other Countries Treat Firearms

Even the reporting of firearm deaths in this country is subpar.

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Don't Trash-Talk eBay; They Might Threaten You Mafia-Style

Your grandma's favorite website turned into the CIA-mafia when we weren't looking.

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Corporate Execs Are Still Being Greedy Trash During This

Corporate America won't let a little global pandemic slow down executive pay and bonuses.

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Surprisingly Resourceful Ways Companies Are Handling All This

There's pivoting, and then there's whatever this is.

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Don't Take 'Karen' Away From Us

It meant for a specific use, not whatever BS trash people are trying to tie it to.

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A Housing Crisis Timebomb Is Set To Go Off

Remember 2008's housing crisis? Well here comes the sequel.

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GOP Is Reusing Their '16 Platform ... Which Calls Out 'The Current President'

Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.

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A Quick Guide To What 'Defunding The Police' Means

It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.

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Scary Side-Effects Of The Rona Virus

At this point nothing is surprising.

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Trump’s Team Is Running Ads In D.C. To Make Him Feel Better

Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.

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People Have Taken Trump's Bleach Suggestion To Weirdo New Frontiers

At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.

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Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis

Maybe think a little inside the box, next time.

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Disgusting Scams People Are Pulling To Get Rich Off This

Scammers are reaching a new low.

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