Get over yourself: They’re conspiring to poison all of us.
Your grandma's favorite website turned into the CIA-mafia when we weren't looking.
Corporate America won't let a little global pandemic slow down executive pay and bonuses.
There's pivoting, and then there's whatever this is.
Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
Scammers are reaching a new low.