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Somebody Apparently Thought Making Alcoholic Mountain Dew Was A Good Idea
*4 Loko has left the chat*
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15 Utah Governor Spencer Cox Shares Concerned Citizen Letter Demanding He Change His 'Foul, Dirty, and Obscene Surname'
“Us decent people here in Utah will not stand for it,”
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Terrible Things Happening Under Biden Right Now
Biden's campaign was touted as the most progressive in American history. So, how's that working out for everyone?
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Twitter Slaps Marjorie Taylor Greene With One-Week Time Out
Plus, the platform sounds off on if the lawmaker could be banned permanently.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Disturbing Playbook For How Local Politics Have Gotten So Toxic
Those who thought this would die off once all of their predictions turned out wrong were unfortunately incorrect.
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The Battle Is On For The Soul (And Name) Of The Cleveland Guardians
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- By Carly Tennes
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Clippy Is Jeff Bezos's Forbidden Doppelganger, TikTok Argues
Eat your heart out, Dr. Evil and Stonks Guy!
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- By Carly Tennes
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We Just Released Someone Sentenced To 835 Years In Prison [One Cracked Fact]
The single longest sentence we've been able to track down belonged to someone who killed no one.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Nature Is Healing: The Juggalos Will Gather Once Again
Grab your Faygo and face paint, friends ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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People Keep Hanging Hammocks On Power Lines
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- By Carly Tennes
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Lake Tahoe Shut Down Amid Chipmunk-Driven Plague Concerns
We always knew Chip and Dale were up to no good …
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- By Carly Tennes
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Iceberg At Titanic Museum Collapses, Injuring Three
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- By Carly Tennes
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6 Things A Soldier Learns Dodging Taliban Rockets All Day
America's War in Afghanistan is set to officially end this month, after 20 years. We talked to a couple soldiers deployed there.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Shocking Everyday Things Made By Prisoners
Everyone from murderers to unfortunate souls who get caught with a little stash of weed has the chance of becoming a source of free labor,
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- By Justin Crockett
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