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'TikTok' Monster Rinses Cooked Beef Under Running Water, Emotionally Scarring The Internet
'TikTok' Monster Rinses Cooked Beef Under Running Water, Emotionally Scarring The Internet

Here's why nearly everyone and their mother had *beef* with this, erm, unique cooking "tip."

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Amateur Codebreakers Crack Zodiac Killer's Message After More Than 50 Years
Amateur Codebreakers Crack Zodiac Killer's Message After More Than 50 Years

Better start thinking of a good alibi, Ted Cruz.

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5 Rich People That Wealth Made Weird
5 Rich People That Wealth Made Weird

Sometimes an excess of money gives you a bad case of brain worms.

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FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram
FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram

Monopoly -- so much more than a friendship-ruining board game.

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The World's Weirdest Pronunciation of 'Microwave' Immortalized In BBC Cooking Video
The World's Weirdest Pronunciation of 'Microwave' Immortalized In BBC Cooking Video

If you're reading this, you're probably pronouncing

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21 Bafflingly Bizarre Dumb Tough Guy Shirts
21 Bafflingly Bizarre Dumb Tough Guy Shirts

Skip the closet and throw these directly in a dumpster.

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Communist Cookie Monster Mural Mystery Sparks Ire in Illinois
Communist Cookie Monster Mural Mystery Sparks Ire in Illinois

It's a mural mystery, rife with identity theft, alleged graffiti, and of course, a massive Soviet-inspired Cookie Monster.

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Did 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani Fart During A Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing?
Did 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani Fart During A Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing?

It was the toot heard 'round the world.

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UFOs May or May Not Exist, President Obama Says
UFOs May or May Not Exist, President Obama Says

Are we alone? Only Obama knows.

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To Save Lives, Let's Move Christmas To July
To Save Lives, Let's Move Christmas To July

#MoveXmasToJuly isn't just about a safer holiday; it's about a better holiday.

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Harry Styles Roasts Pundits For Their Pointless Tantrums On Men In Dresses
Harry Styles Roasts Pundits For Their Pointless Tantrums On Men In Dresses

Revenge is as sweet as a 'Watermelon Sugar High' for the former One Direction singer.

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