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It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too
This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 25, 2020
The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election
Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.
- By Mark Hill
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- August 25, 2020
4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020
Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.
- By Alex Hanton
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- August 25, 2020
Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?
We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 21, 2020
12 'Now You Know' Facts To Make Your Brain Purr
Guaranteed 100 percent interesting.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- August 21, 2020
Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?
Steve Bannon, you rascal!
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 20, 2020
Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned
It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 20, 2020
We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned
Dead women don't vote.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 19, 2020
National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time
Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)
When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will
You don't need to be buying stamps.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 17, 2020
5 Crazy True Crimes That Got Overshadowed This Year
These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- August 17, 2020
Why Is The USPS And Mail-In Voting Being Ruined?
Imagine this story coming from another country. It would be an example of "third-world" politics.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 14, 2020
Dog Whistles Are Already Blowing For Kamala Harris
It's only been two days.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 14, 2020
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