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To Encourage Folks to Bone, Trojan Released a ... Cookbook?
It’s like a horror movie in which you’ve been kidnapped and forced to do nothing but bake and bang.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 22, 2020
Hey, Starbucks, We Branded Your New Drink For You
Starbuck's rampant promotion of new drinks around any type event is so exploitative and transparent that it has become amusing.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 21, 2020
That New Hillary Clinton Alternate Reality Novel Sucks
It's like if the DNC wrote 'The Butterfly Effect.'
- By Mark Hill
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- May 21, 2020
The List Of Big Companies Getting Clobbered During This Keeps Growing
Just because a business is non-essential doesn't mean it didn't matter.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
Important (Or Hilarious) News Stories That Got Buried
It's pretty easy to completely miss important stuff, right now.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 20, 2020
Trump Taking Poison Is Like Shakespeare Gone Bad
This is the type of story our grandkids won't believe the same way we don't believe Paul Bunyan was real.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
Incel-Motivated Murder Is Now Officially Terrorism
It's time to call a spade a spade.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
'Rodham' Book Takes Us Where Nobody Wants To Go
It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 20, 2020
The Virus Can Do A Lot More Than Kill You
It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 20, 2020
Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie
The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 19, 2020
Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go
There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- May 19, 2020
Heads Up, The Head Of The CDC Is Also A Giant Jerk
Robert Redfield is the latest guy screw up in an administration full of them.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 18, 2020
Bizarre Tactics Governments Are Trying Right Now
These are less outside-the-box and more jack-in-the-box.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 18, 2020
The Dutch Government Is Telling Single People To Get Sex-Buddies
Finally single people are free to get their freak on.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 18, 2020
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