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21 Disturbing Facts That Will Keep You Awake At Night

Have some insomnia.

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By Cracked Plasticians

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October 25, 2017

Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps

The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.

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By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin

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October 25, 2017

What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017)

NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.

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By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti

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October 25, 2017

A Bunch Of Weed Delivered To An Innocent Couple On Accident

Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?

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By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin

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October 24, 2017

Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly?

Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.

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By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti

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October 24, 2017

A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex

This panda is outta control!

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By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti

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October 23, 2017

Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!

The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.

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By Katie Goldin

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October 23, 2017

KFC's Been Trolling Us For A While (And We Just Now Noticed)

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By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti

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October 20, 2017

Garfield's Creator Weighs In On Disturbing Fan Theory

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By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin

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October 20, 2017

Apple's New Driverless Car May Doom Humanity

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By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin

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October 19, 2017

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/24/17)

The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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October 19, 2017