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The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.
What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?
Have some insomnia.
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The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?
Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
- By Katie Goldin
The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.