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Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's
I wake up every day a blank slate.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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16 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
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- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 11/24
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Watch Your Back Mark Wahlberg: DARPA Is Making Spy Plants
There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control?
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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KFC's Escape Pod Is Definitely A Murder Cage, Right?
KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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6 Times The News Went Totally Overboard Chasing A Story
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
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- By Alex Hanton
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Tourists Fined For Borat Costumes Don't Realize It's 2017
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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You Can Buy Christmas MAGA Hats To Alienate Your Family
Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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The Plaza Hotel Offers A Home Alone 2 Experience... Finally?
Good news, everyone! The Plaza Hotel in New York has heard your vehement, rabid, horny calls for a 'Home Alone 2'-inspired getaway.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
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The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/21/17)
We’ve got your dinner conversation covered.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Bus Interrupts Cameraman's Once In A Lifetime Shot
Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/26/2017)
Jim Bakker would like you to buy his $60 bucket of pancake mix, which he claims can help protect you from damnation.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Who Chose Lena Dunham To Represent Millennial Women?
Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'
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- By Tim Hawkman, Lydia Bugg
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