At some point this season, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting in a social setting. Hell, you might be thumbing through these images right now to avoid interacting with people. But don't worry. We've got you covered with these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.

ANCIENT SCULPTURES OF HERMES ARE ONLY HIS HEAD AND HIS DICK. Herms were statues of Hermes used to mark crossroads. These were just a bust of the god

NAPOLEON'S PENIS IS UNDER SOME GUY'S BED IN NEW JERSEY. When Napoleon died. his doctor wanted to return at least part of him home and chopped off his

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