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A FEDERAL JUDGE PERMANENTLY BLOCKED TRUMP'S EXECUTIVE ORDER TO DENY FUNDS TO SANCTUARY CITIES. NO WALL NO HUMAM BEING The ruling HORAT stated that IS

ICONIC JOURNALIST CHARLIE ROSE HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT BY EIGHT WOMEN. He has been suspended from BS, and fired from OCBSNEWS as a resul

ROBERT MUGABE RESIGNED AS PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE AFTER 37 YEARS OF RULE. Mugabe, who some considered a tyrannical dictator, initially refused to step d

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