Look, we get it. You're too busy to keep up with the news, but you just know it'll come up, at Thanksgiving dinner. So we're here to save you some time and sanity by combing through the current headlines and quickly summing up the most ridiculous and/or important stories.

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SAID IT OF BOUGHT A PIECE THE U.S. BORDER. The company said it purchased the land and hired an eminent domain law firm to make

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION DECIDED TO RESCIND THE BAN ON TROPHIES FROM ZIMBABWE ELEPHANT HUNTS... THEN PUT THAT DECISION ON HOLD. Officials had said the

GENE SIMMONS HAS BEEN BANNED FROM FOX NEWS FOR LIFE. Fox said that while promoting his book, the Kiss bassist burst into a meeting, opened his shirt,

Source: BuzzFeed

THE FOA APPROVED APILL THAT CAN DIGITALLY TRACK WHETHER YOU'VE TAKENIT. Abilify MyCite contains a drug prescribed to treat mental illness, and a senso

Source: NPR

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