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Everybody Panic: Taco Bell Is Running Out Of Tortillas
You don't expect the sun to run out of shine, but here we are.
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5 2020 Candidates With Weird Skeletons In Their Closets
Let's be honest here, you barely know who some of these people are.
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- By Adam Wears
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4 Messed-Up New Ways Companies Are Spying On You
Prying eyes are making inroads into the parts of life we still consider private.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Aquiles Cacho, Tee Ngin Rui, Philip Knowles, RG Jordan, Jack R. Loun
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6 Terrifying Reasons To Stay Indoors This Summer
Beware these terrifying, unforeseen hazards.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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The Huge Flaw With Jordan Peterson's New Social Media Site
Spoiler alert: it isn't a particularly great plan.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 'Straight Pride Parade' Is A Party For Extremist Trolls
Also, it's a tired joke.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Huge Scandals With Crazy Details The News Barely Mentioned
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
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- By Mark Hill
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18 Revealing Facts About Ginormous Companies
You think these companies are huge? Hold my beer.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Wiretapping Tom Cruise And 15 More 'Reporters' Who Crossed The Line
When getting the story is more important than journalistic integrity.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 More Underreported Reasons Why The NRA Is Just The Worst
The NRA has long abandoned any semblance of reason.
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- By Adam Wears
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The Russian Spy Whale Is Defecting To The West
A View To A Krill
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- By Cedric Voets
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Beware The Dumb Clickbait Scam Of 'Poor' Rich People
A new clickbait fad is trying to squeeze some cash out of our post-capitalist anger.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 World-Changing News Stories (That Were Total BS)
Here are some recent
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- By Eamon Lahiri
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5 Shocking Ways People Turned Tragedies Into Cold, Hard Cash
There's no real right way to react to a national tragedy. But there are sure are some WRONG ones.
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- By S. Aslam, V.R. Craft, Christian Markle
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7 Viral Stories That Had Twists Nobody Remembers
If you follow up on these flash-in-the-pan headlines, you might find some information that changes the tone of the story.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Tiago Svn, Peter I. Santiago, Alan Corcoran, Angel Summers
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