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Quite simply, I don't fully understand what either side is trying to prove. Yes, I do, generally, but not when you nail down specifics like you should in any reasoned debate.
- By Gladstone
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- June 22, 2013
Spoiler alert: nobody can actually predict the economy.
- By Marcus O'Reilly
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- June 05, 2013
Any vacation can be undone by an ill-timed malady.
- By Gladstone
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- May 27, 2013
It's so baffling that some of the biggest corporations are still stubbornly adhering to policies that should have been phased out years, if not decades ago.
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 22, 2013
Political discourse in America has reached levels of douchebaggery previously only theorized about but never observed, like conversational dark matter.
- By Alli Reed
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- May 17, 2013
We all love things that bring us pain.
- By Gladstone
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- May 04, 2013
You're going to feel a bit icky after this article.
- By Elisabeth Fu
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- April 04, 2013
Apparently, The media doesn't always have time for such time-consuming practices as 'fact checking' and 'thinking about this for a moment to work out if it sounds idiotic.'
- By Danny Gallagher, Kier Harris
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- March 04, 2013
'WHEEEEEEEEEEE!' the pope cried gaily, using that adjective for the first time in his professional career.
- By Luke McKinney
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- March 02, 2013
Most of the time, we don't need somebody else to debunk these stories for us, not if you know what to look for. For instance, this stuff should always raise red flags .
- By Jason Pargin
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- February 27, 2013
Here are some of the greatest military campaigns ever fought by this fair and balanced army.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 22, 2013
You can be a huge success and not be smart, just as you can be an incredibly gifted failure. For every Ke$ha, there are a thousand girls blowing their wood shop teacher for a passing grade so they can cut class who never amount to anything.
- By Gladstone
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- January 03, 2013
I wanted to write this piece now, because it involves looking back on the election, and it's way more effective to understand something after it happens, not while it's happening. My goal is to put the 2012 election into context, but not historical context; movie context.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- December 07, 2012
He strikes again and he must be stopped at all costs.
- By Soren Bowie
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- November 19, 2012
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