Cracked Archive - Music

Reminder: This Is The God-King Of YouTube Videos

Yes, this is the only video On YouTube that matters.

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Billie Eilish Doesn't Get The Van Halen Mural On My Van

Time stops for no one, but my van is immortal.

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The 16 Worst Band T-Shirts (Are All From Kid Rock's Store)

There is much to show you.

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A Vengeful Taylor Swift Unleashes Hell (And Tweens)

Those who control the master tapes control the world.

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Kanye Is Removing All The Hecking Cusses From His Tracks

Misogyny's still fine, though.

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Plenty Of Songs Still Work If You Remove Every Other Beat

Move your foot to the beat, singular.

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Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert

The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?

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Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird

Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.

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Pictofacts

29 Secret Backstories You Don't Know To Hit Songs You Do

Here are some brainworms to go along with those earworms.

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Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band

And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.

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Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'

We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.

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Try To Read Meghan Trainor's Press Release And Not Cringe

If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.

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Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It

Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.

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That Story About Robbie Williams And Jimmy Page Is Likely BS

Surprise! The media isn't very good.

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5 Rock Concerts That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters

Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.

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