Cracked Archive - Music

Censorship Sucks, But So Does Pearl Jam's 'Jeremy'

What’s a boring story about chemical imbalance when there’s revenge and Hitler?

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Wolves Have Trapped A Bolivian Orchestra In A Spooky German Castle During All This

Who wants to watch 'The Shining' with an all siku flute soundtrack?

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5 Awkward As Hell Concerts That Were Painful To Watch

I would not wish these upon anybody.

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Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Beefing With Tom Hanks' Son Now

You don't wanna start beef with the Hanks family.

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Cam’ron Is An Entrepreneurial Nostradamus

He's been hustling on a whole different level.

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‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far

Here's the most adorable silver lining of quarantine you'll ever see.

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Linkin Park Is Back To Making Music

Prepare to feel things like you haven't since your 9th grade nu-metal phase.

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ICP Shows Laudable Concern For Fans

This is news that's going to mean nothing to some people but everything to the Juggalos.

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The Simple Fix To Prevent Messing Up Your 'Hallelujah' Covers

It's one the most beautiful songs of all time, let's keep it that way.

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Stop Sleeping On Rick Astley ... No, seriously.

We're so glad Rick Astley never gave up on music.

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Pitbull's Yell Is Now His Official Trademark

‘EEEEEEEYOOOOOO’

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Puddle Of Mudd Covering 'About A Girl' Plugs Our Mind Toilets Forever

We didn't know a human voice could sound like this.

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