Cracked Archive - Music
I\'m the resident Alternative Lifestyle Specialist around here (which is what I keep asking my boss to call me instead of \'drug-addled wreck of a human being,\') so when new pharmaceutical trends sweep through the United States like Daniel Larusso\'s leg, it\'s up to me to cover them.
- By Robert Brockway
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- April 07, 2010
It's like Goosebumps, only for adults and kind of about Easter.
- By Cody Johnston
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- April 04, 2010
- By Cody Johnston
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- March 31, 2010
The Super Friends had to deal with a lot of problems. They had to fight crime without actual violence on the screen, one of them was a bucket of water, six of them didn\'t wear pants and the non-Caucasian ones were so clumsily written that they seemed like animatronics from a racist pizza parlor.
- By Seanbaby
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- March 25, 2010
In an industry where recording artists are constantly forced to grab their ankles, these guys did it with a smile on their faces.
- By Ryan Oskroba
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- March 14, 2010
Friends and Lovers, I have amazing news. According to \'The Hollywood Reporter\', Warner Brothers is planning on making an action-adventure movie \'based\' on Leonardo da Vinci called \'Leonardo da Vinci and the Soldiers of Forever.\' As much as I hate to admit it, I did not make up that awesome, totally rad title. That\'s what the treatment is act
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 12, 2010
\'We all work best alone at this station,\'Cheesesteak replied, his mouth full of fatness and tongue \'but it\'s procedure. Every straight man needs a wacky partner, and vice versa. And I tell you what: It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I can't count how many times Sergeant Philly\'s saved my ass.\' \'Philly and Cheesesteak?\'Rock b
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 10, 2010
We'd barf, but we're scared these hoarders would try to keep it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- March 08, 2010
MAYER: You never see pictures of women having sex with dozens of robots at once any more.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 16, 2010
How was I to find such a thing in this work-a-day world? A bar? Those aren\'t open at this hour. A pottery class? I’m already an expert potter. The bank? That\'s barely a suggestion. A fourth thing? Now I\'m just going too far. Which is how I came to find myself back on Friendster ...
- By Cody Johnston
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- February 14, 2010
There are some love songs hidden away in the folds of the Billboard Top 40 that seem to be about the kind of love you have in an alley with the assistance of an ether soaked rag.
- By Ian Fortey
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- February 13, 2010
Here are the confused, bewildered, most certainly arrested souls that gave birth to our most majestic of benders...
- By Robert Brockway
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- February 10, 2010
Turns out music does more than just show the world you're a terrible dancer.
- By Anthony Jurado
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- February 07, 2010
Turn left in five hundred feet. Open the glove box and remove the gun. Kill!
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 02, 2010
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