Cracked Archive - Music

5 Musicians Who Need to Find Something New to Sing About

Sometimes, a musician will latch onto one pet subject and hang on for dear life no matter how bad it makes them look.


The 9 Most Underrated Funny Songs (According to Weird Al)

By Weird Al Yankovic. Seriously.


5 Movies Aliens Should Watch Before Trying To Invade Earth

The theme of all science fiction ever is how much better we are than space. Let's take a look at some of the messages that I hope our alien neighbors have received.


5 Facts About Woodstock The Hippies Don't Want You to Know

It was all about the Benjamins, baby.


The 15 Most Baffling Boasts in the History of Rap

The boast is the very backbone of rap. When used correctly, it can turn a run of the mill rhyme into something badass. When used incorrectly, you get some incredibly baffling lines.