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Cracked Plasticians
Love songs aren't too hard to cook up, right? Sing in a higher, softer voice; play some slow, stringy tunes; throw a little "hey, baby" in there and you're gold. It's so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore -- they're all the same!
The music that speaks to you would help you figure out what you're doing on your healing path. "Because it is the route I know," the author writes from the perspective of a female.
"Now and then, I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I’d done.
But I don’t wanna live that way,
Reading into every word you say."
And you'd be right: Straight down to the super creepy lyrics that slipped by without you even noticing. We asked our readers to show us some love songs where the singers added a screwed-up something extra. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
Entry by Meleemaster500
Entry by bookitseriously
Entry by Kevin King
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