Love songs aren't too hard to cook up, right? Sing in a higher, softer voice; play some slow, stringy tunes; throw a little "hey, baby" in there and you're gold. It's so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore -- they're all the same!

And you'd be right: Straight down to the super creepy lyrics that slipped by without you even noticing. We asked our readers to show us some love songs where the singers added a screwed-up something extra. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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