Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Reasons There Must Be Corpses Buried Under the Batcave

the entire appeal of Batman is that he's the ultimate geek superhero; he's an antisocial loner whose strength is nothing compared to supernatural peers like Superman. Yet, he gets by on his intelligence. And he does it alone, with no help from anyone other than two employees. No family, no friends.

Authors: By Jeff Bennion
Published: January 16, 2011
Comments: 935

6 Badass Movie Scenes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences

We don't often pause to think about the faceless civilians who get killed in movies, and there are some movies that go so far out of their way to ignore these deaths that we can't help but wonder about the mental stability of the writers.

Authors: By Mark Hill
Published: January 14, 2011
Comments: 986

9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along

Being a movie villain is not easy. Nobody respects your work, women refuse to date you, and the heroes are always in the business of trying to straight up murder you.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: January 12, 2011
Comments: 3631

5 Things TV Writers Apparently Believe About Smart People

The key here is the characters aren't just really smart, they're incredible and borderline supernatural scientific ubermenschen who are better at their jobs than anyone has ever been at anything.

Authors: By C. Coville
Published: January 09, 2011
Comments: 1794

5 Scientific Reasons The Dark Side Will Always Win

Darth Vader and his underlings apparently planned every last subtle detail, right down to the color of the spaceships and Vader's own robot voice, according to what science says works.

Authors: By Paul K Pickett, Trevor J Pickett
Published: January 08, 2011
Comments: 888

A History of Pop Culture's Obsession with Human/Cat Hybrids

It didn't start with Avatar. Humans have been obsessed with the idea of combining humans and cats into a new fictional creature for as long as written records exist.

Authors: By Christina H
Published: December 28, 2010
Comments: 501

6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided

While selfless sacrifices are cool on the big screen, a lot of heroes could've been saved if the writer stopped to ask if death was really necessary.

Authors: By Diana McCallum
Published: December 23, 2010
Comments: 1377

Avatar's Most Awkward Deleted Scene [COMIC]

Sexual corruption on Pandora.

Authors: By Space Avalanche
Published: December 19, 2010
Comments: 283

4 Bad Lessons 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer' Teaches Kids

one Christmas movie doesn't want to teach you kindness or charity, or any of that crap; it only wants to teach you spite and how to commit hate crimes.

Authors: By Jeff Bennion
Published: December 19, 2010
Comments: 468

5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned from Teen Movies

If you're under the age of 50, chances are you received most of your life guidance from teen movies. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, it appears that was more ill-advised than you previously thought.

Authors: By C. Coville
Published: December 14, 2010
Comments: 798

The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the History of Marriage

When it comes to marriage, some lucky folks manage to land somebody way out of their league, though that's pretty rare. Rarer still is the small group who get to marry someone way out of their league, and just completely take it for granted.