Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

How Iron Fist Became The Worst Show On Netflix

Danny Rand is Steve Seagal-lite.


An Honest Review Of That 'Beauty And The Beast' Gay Scene

A dark theater. A greasy, glistening hot dog nestled tight in a bun. And a steamy gay subplot.


The Streaming Television Bubble: Why It's About To Pop

Hey, remember when streaming was supposed to be the cheap, easy, no frills alternative to paying for a cable package?


Movies That Were Waaaay Darker & Crazier Than Advertised

WARNING: Spoilers galore!


5 Villains Who Totally Stopped Trying Mid-Movie

Sometimes all the hero needs to win is really bad writing.


A Round-Up Of The Internet's Premature 'Matrix' Reboot Rage

No one knows anything about the would-be reboot, but that hasn't stopped them from losing their minds about it.


6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

Hollywood films are always one manic breakdown, drunken mistake, or nervous producer away from shutting down and disappearing into oblivion.


30 Actors Who Are So Good At One Thing, It's All They Do

If there was an Academy Award for 'Man, where have I seen this person before?' these people would all have one.


Supervillain Gadgets That Are Hilarious In Retrospect

While a superpower is often randomly granted to you, a gadget is something that comes out of your own dumb noggin -- and this can reveal some stupidly amazing things.


5 Dumb Things Hollywood Apparently Believes About Scientists

Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.


5 Questions About Movies That Are (Almost) Too Dark To Ask

Gird your loins, for we are treading down the footpath of eternal darkness.


Why Movies Now Look Like Colorless, Lifeless Crap

Hollywood has hired serial killers to color their films.


The Untold Story Behind The Hogwarts Cat

There might be a tragic story behind Mrs. Norris.


7 Famous Actors In Hit Movies (That Were A Personal Hell)

It turns out that forcing actors to shut their mouths and act in a movie they want nothing to do with can result in massive hits, cult classics ... and, yes, the occasional turd.