Cracked Archive - Comedy
14 Dark Humor Jokes About America
Happy birthday to our sometimes shady country
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- By Erik Barnes
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Mel Brooks Has the Best Advice on Taking Notes from Studio Executives
When the head of Warner Bros. says to cut the fart jokes from 'Blazing Saddles,’ you say ‘Yes sir!’ — and then keep the fart jokes anyways
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Declare That Casa Bonita Will Have No Tipping — Except For Rascal Scooters
Casa Bonita will pay their waitstaff a flat rate of $30 per hour — mobility scooters not included
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Heckler’ Destroyed? Fan Says TikTok Comic Ashley Gavin Repeatedly Told Her to Kill Herself After Accidentally Spoiling A Set-Up
A self-identified suicide survivor went viral after a popular internet comic exploded on her mid-set
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Gilbert Gottfried’s Daughter Reveals His Secret Talent
As a high school dropout, Gottfried had to decide between stand-up comedy and his other love
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- By Matt Solomon
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Steve-O Says It’s ‘Not Fun’ Seeing Johnny Knoxville Getting Hit in the Head Anymore
The ‘Jackass Forever’ star says brain trauma is a bummer
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Straight Fire Jokes About the Heat
If you can’t beat the heat, you can at least laugh about it
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- By Erik Barnes
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There Was Only One Way Billy Crystal Could Think of to Honor Robin Williams — To Cosplay as a Giant Penis
In an exclusive excerpt from his new book, legendary comedy producer George Schlatter writes, ‘When we asked Billy to do the tribute show, he said that he would, but he would like to appear as a phallus’
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- By Matt Solomon
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21st Century ‘Saturday Night Live’ Guest Hosts Who Zoomers Have Probably Never Heard Of
It didn’t take long for some early aughts celebrities to fade from the zeitgeist
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- By Matt Solomon
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27 Hilarious Tweets We Really Needed Last Week
We’re particularly relishing the fall of Airbnb
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- By Ian Garner
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12 Comedians Who Admitted To Stepping Over The Line
Reflection and growth, anyone?
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Disney Fan Discovers That Mr. Toad Has Been Flashing Disneyland Goers for 50 Years
After 75 years, Mr. Toad’s modesty is finally being called into question
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Why Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Got Thrown Out of the Westminster Dog Show
Spoiler alert: It involved humping
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- By Matt Solomon
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Dan Aykroyd’s Alcohol Is for Everyone: ‘What, Trans People Can’t Have A Cold Beer?’
The Crystal Head Vodka co-founder isn’t afraid of mixing vodka with Pride
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Natasha Leggero Begged to Be Kicked Off ‘Stars on Mars’
‘To be honest, I’ve already called my Uber’
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- By Matt Solomon
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