Cracked Archive - Celebrities
8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)
Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
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821 33 True Facts About Famous People
There are amazing facts about famous people that entire industries of publicity people are employed to keep you from knowing. These are them ...
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 2014
8 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives
Some blood connections between celebrities aren't so easy to spot, since they exist between people you'd probably never imagine being in the same room together, let alone getting drunk and having an argument on Thanksgiving.
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- By Chris Scott, Kelly Stone
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Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012
Every year, Cracked takes a few minutes to look back and reflect on the lives of the recently deceased whose deaths didn't necessarily make headlines, despite the fact that they each changed your life in some small way.
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- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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How to Put on a Variety Show in the Modern Age
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- By Virgin Mobile
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The 8 Greatest Eddie Murphy Movies of All Time
We asked some of your favorite Cracked writers to pick their favorite Eddie Murphy movie, and defend their picks in a sudden-death, no-holds-barred cage match of thoughtful, comedy enthusiasm.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Strangest Previous Careers of Famous Musicians
Apparently, rock stars who actually had serious careers going before the whole music thing panned out, and some of them are rather mind-blowing.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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The 12 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Self-Portraits
The art of rendering one's own image on canvas is still going strong -- even in this era of the much more elegant iPhone mirror pic. As with everything else, celebrities do self-portraits better than us laypeople. Or at least they do them much, much weirder.
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- By Liana Maeby
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5 Famous People Who Secretly Had Awesome Second Careers
Somewhere, there's an alternate reality completely different from ours, where the following people went with their first career choice (for better or worse).
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- By Evan V. Symon
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7 Physical Mutations That Helped Famous Careers
We bet every one of you reading this has one weird thing about your body you'd change if you could. Not so fast, though -- as a whole bunch of famous people can tell you, a horrible deformity and/or physical mutilation can be the difference between failure and stardom.
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- By Pauli Poisuo
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5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
We try not to be celebrity-obsessed here at Cracked. But some prominent people have permanently changed the culture, and it's worth understanding what made them tick.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison, Mohammed Shariff
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4 Reasons Zooey Deschanel Can Stop Pretending She's a Dork
If you're anything like me, you track rising movie starlets through a patented system of chicken bone voodoo and Precog upkeep. It's a good system but sometimes people fall through the cracks. Like when the lil' water baldies began rolling out the name 'Zooey' over and over again, I had to consult other sources to get a reading of what was up.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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- 2009
How to Act When You Meet a Celebrity [COMIC]
You're probably going to act like an asshole when you meet them. Just go wtih it.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The Active Ingredients in Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen should not be snorted.
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- By Murray Blanc
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Why Bill Murray Is The World's Greatest Mythological Figure
Bill Murray has become the urban equivalent of Bigfoot -- a mythical figure who generates sightings anywhere people are too drunk to totally trust their memory. Instead of being half-human, half-ape, Bill Murray exists somewhere between celebrities and the rest of us.
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- By Jack O'Brien
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