Cracked Archive - Celebrities
If 'Ellen' Actually Ends, Then Who Should Replace Her?
The replacement for Ellen has some big sneakers to fill.
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- By Dan Duddy
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61 George R.R. Martin Got Into Some Racist Trouble At The Hugo Awards
Old Martin yells at the cloud, tries to summon Cthulhu.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Little-Known Weird Tales From Famous Weirdos
Only a cynic would write off these zanies as mere weirdos.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Rarely Seen Original Artwork From Bill Watterson’s Yearbook
He was a child progeny.
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- By Jesse
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Famous People Who Are Surprisingly Different In Person
Think you know celebrities?
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- By AM Smiley, Cracked Plasticians
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Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.
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- By Dan Duddy
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It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice
Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.
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- By Dan Duddy
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13 Surprising Celebrity Facts
Here, have some wholesome celebrity facts.
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- By Shea
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Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine
Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Ponzi Scheme Behind 90s Boy Bands
He gave us Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, and stole millions.
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- By Shea
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31 Famous People Who Have Unknown Talents
Sometimes celebrities can still surprise you.
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- By AM Smiley
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No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?
According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.
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- By Jesse
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Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
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- By Luis Prada
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